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Gays Being Dumb

Requested by:

CatAttack105

TWS:

None

Notes:

I have no idea what I was doing here enjoy!

Pixel Nya and Lloyd sat together for some reason the gays as they lovely call them all wanted to propose to each other

And went to them for help it was both funny and horrible because they had to deal with the sad gays when they couldn't figure out a good plan

Even Zane! Pixel had almost lost it when Zane pouted being all dramatic Nya and Lloyd had to hold her in her seat

Somehow they all were able to propose to each other which you would think freed the three but no now they need help planning a wedding

Which was easier to do but they're watching the four fight over flowers okay well Cole Zane and Jay were Kai was just writing things down

"Who knew he would be the calm one" Pixel sipped her drink Nya laughed

"His always been calm when it really matters" Nya smiled softly and okay yeah Pixel's gay mhm

"I'm just glad they don't have their weapons" Lloyd does NOT need to see that his traumatized enough thanks

*holds up four monkeys* I relate ta all of them ta much someone pls H E L P

Out of all the love I watched the new lil ninjago thingy (hurry lego give me the rest) and made an au where the others end up there and Kai gets ta go "Ah shit here we go again"

Fic wip for greens mom au!

When they had heard that lord Garmadon was back the ninjas were panicked and then they were confused by it just being his son

Kai wanted to make some joke about who would want to sleep with Lord Garmadon of all people but he didn't say anything just watched the team debate what to do with Lloyd

Who looked panicked and scared now Kai isn't the best person and he won't say he was like that but this was a kid and Kai's got soft spot

So when it was said they should hang him on something Kai immediately snatched Lloyd away from the others holding the little boy close

Kai frowned feeling how light Lloyd was what the fuck were they feeding this kid? Lloyd clung to Kai making some chirping sound that made Kai worried

He isn't an expert on dragon-oni stuff especially with the fact the kids human as well but he can still tell that Lloyd was scared and wanting comfort probably

Ya are completely right and when Kai does have his selfish moments it's painted as bad even when it's just him enjoying getting sandwiches made from Maya and playing a video game with Ray

Or even the time after Zane's death he is labeled as selfish and really that isn't it and it irks me that people treat Kai as the selfish one

I mean have we seen the others? I'm not saying their completely selfish but come on! Anyways I really do wish Kai (and others like say Morro) got treated better by the fandom

Just a little rant here:

I'm really tired of people saying Kai would pick the fangblade over Lloyd even for aus because it just never makes sense ta me like Kai would NEVER have actually picked that blade over a kid who's trapped in lava without help

It doesn't matter if any of the others could have saved Lloyd (and they couldn't) Kai wouldn't have just grabbed the blade and leave Lloyd there in the lava no matter how much he "disliked" the kid

Hell Kai even if he had the time ta get the blade and Lloyd he'd still save Lloyd first and THEN the blade never the other way around because Lloyd is a CHILD

Wifey thoughts on Cliff Gordon, how do you feel about the way the show used him in the past tense?

And how would you of brought him into the show?

Hmm I don't enjoy it much since the book thing I like the thought that it wasn't actually Cliff who made the book honestly I'd have bought him maybe early/mid skybound give Jay answers and help out in a way

Any NSFW Eclipse headcanons? Preferably with Staff!Kai

Omg yessssss staff Kai my beloved

● Kai will allow Shade ta take the staff away for a bit

● during sex Kai needs it ta be close by ta grab Shade has learned ta live with it

● Kai enjoys taking control in the bedroom

● but hates having ta keep his eyes open due ta it hurting (who knows why~)

● Shade always wraps shadows around Kai's eyes ta ease the pain

● Kai will allowed Shade ta hold the staff while they have sex if Shade is careful and never ta long

● Shade definitely wears Kai's colors in some amounts ta help ease his possessiveness from the staff (and normal him)

● Kai 💯 fucks Shade in hidden places

.....Does anyone wanna hear bout the thought going in my head rn for an au where I fuck up Kai badly? Like full stop someone take him away from me kinda au-

*kicks feet up on my bed like a hyperactive schoolgirl* omg gurl let's gossip about the boys in our history class

-darkhumor anon

Yjeifbejd help?! Okay bet so *grabs face masks*

fine you can bully the president i heard he's a hater anyway

darkhumour anon (ducks aggressively)