*kicks Feet Up On My Bed Like A Hyperactive Schoolgirl* Omg Gurl Let's Gossip About The Boys In Our History

I want to know about the au where Kai should be taken from you what's up with it?

Okay so I was listening ta die your daughter by Susannah Joffe and it came ta me due ta the song eldest daughter Kai fr

Kai when seeing her parents are gone has ta step into the mom role for Nya it's a little hard bc the others around them won't help but encourage this

Kai does end having so many issues like girlie had ta learn how ta fight and fight dirty kill or be killed type shit

Nya gets ta be the ninja here and Kai gets ta bully the skeletons unfortunately I....removed her eye here-

"Secret" Tongue Piercing

Requested by:

Dana:)

TWS:

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Jay is going to kill Nya and Pixal how did he let them convince him to get a tongue piercing it hurt a bit and made eating hard also talking was hard

His boyfriends noticed immediately bugging Jay in their own ways to figure out what was wrong which was kinda sweet though a little annoying

Though now that it's fully healed Jay is sure he can show the others maybe take it out he isn't sure if he wants to keep it or not

He pulled out his phone opening it and going to his messages clicking the chat with all his boyfriends Jay clicked the option to send a picture

Sticking his tongue out and snapping a picture humming he looked at the picture it was a little blurry given Jay's hands shaking a bit

But one could clearly see the tongue piercing he sent it off to the others where not even a second later he got a lot of texts from the three

Jay blinked before jumping as the door got pulled open he looked over at his boyfriends nervously as Kai came over

"Let's see it in person" Kai cupped Jay's face grinning and okay yeah Jay's very gay

"Yeah the picture was blurry bluebell" Cole sat next to Jay wrapping an arm around him

Zane sat on Jay's other side placing a hand on his thigh Jay's super gay and this is killing his little gay heart save him please he stuck his tongue out though

"It has healed well" Zane smiled softly he had been worried that it hadn't heal nicely given Jay's forgetful nature sometimes

"I wonder how it feels though" Cole winked at Jay who turned red getting what Cole meant by that and yup his done for

So for what everyone does after Kai becomes one with the sea and is actually let out that fuckin jar is the same as in canon except Nya is in Kai's place teaching at the dojo she keeps jars of water everywhere

Jay does live with Nya where he was in canon but he can't bring himself to go ta her dojo or let her do the jars of water instead he leaves cups of water around just so Nya doesn't get upset

Kai meets Nyad after a bit who is confused by Kai she tries urging him ta go home but in the end it doesn't work and Kai does forget the others a little

The only thing he remembers is the fact that Kai doesn't like jars especially ones filled with water

Any trans fem Kai hcs?

HI YES HIIIII

● Kai tried ta have longer hair like Maya but hated it

● She's got mallet pretty woman<3

● Kai didn't learn she was trans until the ttoe

● Homegirl was so confused by emotions

● Skylor helped Kai out not even in a trick way but wanting ta do so

● Seeing Kai so happy wearing Skylor's clothes made her fall for the other

● Kai somehow gets all the ladies now and is SO confused

● Nya definitely is the most supportive

● Cries in joy that she's not the only "girl ninja"

● Pixal and Zane hack some things and bam it was like Kai was never male

Trans Jay hcs?

Ugh I hate Jay anon plsssss no jkjk I love making hcs and I don't hate Jay THAT much (BUT EVIL JAY WHEN I CATCH YA!!!) We can do ftm Jay tho

● Jay learns early on he doesn't like being a girl

● Ed & Edna immediately buy Jay boy clothes and help him figure things out more

● Jay by the time he joins the team had top surgery but felt no rush for bottom surgery

● He comes out ta others after he gets comfortable with them for the team it went Cole, Zane, Nya, Kai and lastly Lloyd

● Jay loves being involved with the others "boy stuff" it makes him feel happy everytime

● When Nya agreed ta a date Jay felt anxious she wouldn't see him as a real guy she put that fear down real quick

● Jay gets weak in the knees everytime Nya calls him her boyfriend

● Jay has so many trans pins

which ninjago characters do you think you could take in a fight lmao

darkhumor anon

Jay without question emotionally ruin him and then atrack if ya mean outside of the ninjas? Dareth ily him but,,,,,I'd win

Just a little rant here:

I'm really tired of people saying Kai would pick the fangblade over Lloyd even for aus because it just never makes sense ta me like Kai would NEVER have actually picked that blade over a kid who's trapped in lava without help

It doesn't matter if any of the others could have saved Lloyd (and they couldn't) Kai wouldn't have just grabbed the blade and leave Lloyd there in the lava no matter how much he "disliked" the kid

Hell Kai even if he had the time ta get the blade and Lloyd he'd still save Lloyd first and THEN the blade never the other way around because Lloyd is a CHILD

Some things on the seaflame au as I work out more stuff for it!

● Kai is still blue but his got hints of red in his sea form bc fire he can technically use his element still but it isn't as strong since his made of water

● Since Nya is the master of water she kinda keeps him in a lil jar on her hip it's filled with water so he doesn't yknow undo

● She feels guilty doing this but Nya refused ta let him join the sea and the others keep telling her it isn't right but Nya can't let him go she's not handling it well

● Jay's the one who convinces her its wrong keeping Kai trapped and she let's him go that's when the team falls apart

● It's actually Nya and Zane who have the fall out look Cole & Jay are bffs Kai spoke bout Zane when he was dead so my hc is their bffs even before that

● idk ships besides Jaya someone gimme something lol

Favourite Kai headcanons. Dealer's choice. Go!

Here's some sfw hcs!

● Kai is the shortest of the gang

● Actually a good cook since yknow all that

● Loves gifts not those expensive shit surprisingly

● Hand him a rock and say ya thought of him when seeing it and he cries

● Every mothers/fathers day teases Nya and asks when he'll get this year's gift

● Kai was touch starved when joining the team and overtime became a very touchy person

● Is a cat knocks over things for fun while looking ya dead in the eye

● Kai loves being picked up but never says so

● Actually is good at blacksmithing (fuck what canon says!!)

● Doesn't get jokes all the time

● Man's cannot read or write I refuse ta let him

● Dropped out of school once he realized their parents weren't coming back and ran the shop for Nya

● Knows how periods work and is top tier at helping

● Punched a cop once 💯

would you ever long a staff!kai themed long fic?

That's a good question! I had a wip for it but accidentally deleted it so maybe one day Anon!

Unless I delete it again like a dumbass