Any NSFW Eclipse Headcanons? Preferably With Staff!Kai

Yer cooking here op

Okay so I have been reminded of something. So, There have been multiple times Kai's been referred to as selfish. While I do not know the context for all of these moments, I know there has not been a single moment in the show outside of the stuff with him wanting to be the green, ninja and S1 along with the stuff that regarding the element staff back in S4.

There have been multiple times to work Kai has died or has made it very clear that he would die to protect another member of the team.

Some examples of these:

Back in S4 literally in the first episode of the season Kai said something that roughly meant "I should have died instead of Zane". Whoever Lloyd cuts him off saying "First it was being the green ninja now this can't you think about someone other than yourself?"

Despite not knowing how to swim towards the end of S5, Kai was the only one out of the ninja that could/ would swim because they wouldn't or would be less likely to die from it who was willing and did jump into the water to save Lloyd from drowning, Cole didn't jump into the water because if he did he would have died so he wouldn't have been much help. Meanwhile, Jay and Zane were fighting Moro leaving the ghost and the guy who can't swim to save Lloyd

KAI PRETTY MUCH RAISED HIS SISTER EVER SINCE THEIR PARENTS WENT MISSING/ GOT KIDNAPPED BY THE TIME TWINS.

KAI HAS SAVED LLOYD'S LIFE LIKE THREE TIMES!

IN DR KAI DIED TO SAVE NYA, WYLDFYRE, AND THE REST OF THE TEAM THAT WERE THERE!

If I didn't know any of this and this would have gotten brought up to me, I would have been annoyed as heck because this is a man who is willing to die for his friends yet they call him and have labeled him selfish when he has directly said that he would have died instead of Zane (causing Nya to lose her brother and only family that she knew was alive), has risked his life like three times to save Lloyd, And pretty much raised his sister yet. He's called selfish. The only one who hasn't done this is Zane and the only other people who haven't are some of the newer characters introduced in Dr. Who don't exactly see him that way. Seriously if I had to say how some of the new characters see Kai, I would say:

Arin: He wouldn't call Kai selfish. If anything, he'd be the kind of person that would glare at the other ninja because of things like risking his life to save Lloyd on multiple occasions saying that he would have been willing to die in Zane's place and even raising his sister even though he was like at the youngest four when his parents went missing. If anything, Arin would look up to this guy because he's gone through hell and back but is still willing to do anything for his team and sister even if they think he's selfish but he's only technically been selfish twice

Sora: very similar thing to Kai, but because she wouldn't have pretty much any of the context of all of the stuff that happened without being told stories of it or directly seeing some of the records from the cloud Kingdom (which I doubt you'd even get access to, unless Euphrasia gave her the access because Euphrasia might but not likely). So pretty much Sora would be the same thing as Arin but because she would be straight with no biases towards him because she isn't even from Ninjago!

Wyldfyre: She would see Kai as well. A father figure. Sure, he may not be the best dad in the world, but hey he's trying and he's not a terrible dad again. He's not the best either but no one's perfect. To be honest, I feel like if she ever learned about pretty much every member of the team calling Kai selfish at least once she would just go ballistic because she doesn't see him as selfish. She sees him as someone who's willing to and has died to save her and other people's lives. Directly saying that he would have died in Zane's place. Sure that would have left Nya without her brother But the world would be safe, He's risked his life on at least three different occasions to save Lloyd, back in the fire temple because it was about to erupt because for some reason it was put in a volcano, And despite not knowing how to swim being the only one out of the two that weren't fighting Morro who could have actually gone into the water to save Lloyd and he did that despite not even knowing how to swim. Then of course there's the time he actually died saving Nya and the rest of the team. And well sure he died at that point. His sister didn't need him and Wyldfyre had heatwave plus the rest of the team to keep her safe. Let me tell you when you know your dad is willing to die for you. You know he's a good dad and you know he's an extremely good dad when he has died for you!

Euphrasia: It's likely she's seen the scroll that Kai's Destiny was written on. She knows he's not selfish and the only times he has been was because of my adulteration because of the staff and when he wanted to be the green ninja. Outside of that, he's wrist his life more times than she's willing to count and has been willing to die for the team pretty much ever since Lloyd became the green ninja. Yet they refer to him as selfish. She doesn't get it.

Seriously I want this to be brought up in the show and for someone to go ballistic on the rest of the team because this mine has been willing to die for them pretty much ever since Lloyd became the green ninja and they took him for granted, not realizing who they had with them. Someone who cared for them a lot and was willing to die for them, even willing to die in the place of another member of the team when he died that one time, And yet every time they've called him selfish, he's seemingly never cared, still caring for them and willing to die for them. You can call him selfish after he's died to save his sister the rest of his team and at that point pretty much adopted daughter. If anything, he was selfless down to his very damn soul. And if anyone tries to tell me anything else I will punch you!

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Darkhumor anon ily but this is more for like prompts used for any ship not a ship centric prompt 😔

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Mateo sat next to his sister rubbing her back he was glad she wasn't sick anymore they'd all worried for her

"Iz how're you feeling?" Mateo kept his voice softer knowing she might be unwell still

"Like I really hate small spaces now" Izzie can't believe that she really was locked up like that

Inside some creature that she's never even seen before in her dreams!

"Huh?" Mateo tilted his head looking over hid sister

"Nothing bro bro" Izzie wished she could talk to her brother about what really happened but for all she knew he wasn't a dream chaser

Stabbings

Requested by:

Samusgaymer37

TW:

Stabbings

Sorry there's no dialogue I thought it wouldn't work here and also not a doctor soooo yeah

It was a simple fight the team was winning they'd be done in time to have an actual dinner together instead of just crashing once back at the monastery

They'd actually be able to check their injuries out properly without being ready to fall over and sleep only to get more hurt by falling over and sleeping on the floor

They all should've known that the fight was too easy something would've gone wrong and it did near the end when Kai got stabbed from behind

The others screamed seeing it while Kai had screamed it was cut off by him choking on his blood falling onto his knees

Cole was the first to Kai keeping him from falling on his face holding him close freaking out he wasn't the team medic he doesn't know what to do

Kai gripped at Cole's arm grimacing trying to say something anything to calm Cole down to make it so he'd stop looking so panicked so scared and lost

Unfortunately he couldn't say anything Kai couldn't comfort the other could barely keep his eyes open or hear what anyone said at the moment

Cole almost lost it when Kai closed his eyes and didn't open them by that point the fight was over and Zane was running over

Nya and Jay following behind him they all looked panicked as well Cole broke down as Zane removed Kai from his arms to do what Zane did best

He stared at his hands covered in blood he couldn't wipe it off Cole knew his gi was covered in Kai's blood and he couldn't help Kai

Nya teared up before crying into Jay's shoulder who held her close crying as Zane continued working it'd have been better if they were at the monastery but they couldn't risk the wait

Zane had to do it now because what if it was too long of a wait for Kai's body to handle? No one wanted to risk it or to risk Lloyd seeing Kai like this

Kai listens ta the crane wives

Spider Jay

Summary:

Requested by:

Eeyore_lover

TWS:

Stab wounds

Notes:

I will not be doing any Spiderman aus as I did not enjoy writing this one shot regardless here it is

Jay is both a ninja and Spiderman he isn't sure how that mess happened all he knows is that he was Spiderman first and then a ninja

So when the ninjas weren't out making sure things were okay Spiderman was it was nice still being Spiderman and a ninja after all being a ninja got him three boyfriends

And two sibling in laws because Kai can't help but adopt Lloyd as a baby brother and Nya is Kai's baby sister being Spiderman was tough though

Especially since he had no back up when out as Spiderman unlike when he was with the others who always had his back even outside of fights

Jay winced as he landed in the courtyard of the monastery stumbling inside he was trying to be as quiet as he could with a stab wound

Though he might have knocked over a bunch of dishes and Zane would be mad at that later Jay jumped wincing when the lights turned on

"Well this is new" Ah shit that was Zane well at least it wasn't Lloyd or Nya?

"His bleeding" man Cole as well?! Jay's never leaving his bed is he?

Jay whimpered feeling a pair of warm hands on him yup Kai is here that's it he has to run away and change his name

"I know that whimper" Kai didn't sound happy Jay wondered if new york was a nice place to live "Jay you're so in trouble"

I was bashing Jay from Ninjago just a bit and my friend who's named Jay started spamming me with crying cat memes and asking what he did wrong and I think that's a very Ninjago Jay move

The way I have the ability ta write Jaya getting their happy ending but chose not ta haunts me anywho! Making Kai angst again bc,,,,boredom mainly ig

Okay! So them my beloveds!

Dareth:

• I'd have him run the dojo still HOWEVER I'd make it more of a wrestling (or kick boxing) type dojo I feel like Dareth and his body type would be good for it?

• He'd take more of a fun older brother role for the gang helping them with their struggles

• Like when the whole Nya Jay fights happen (but healthy) Dareth helps them both understand where the other is coming drom

• And his NOT sexists in any way! His our loveable big brother

Ronin:

• okay so hear me out he takes Kai AND Nya under his wing only bc I liked Nya & Ronin's whole thing (until someone ruined it!) and I feel like Ronin can help Kai as well

• Ronin would still be a thief but he doesn't back stab the ninjas at all (he does with Wu tho) his got a soft spot for kids

• Ronin is like a mix of a fun/strict older brother for the gang he helps them find out things ta help but if it's ta dangerous he'll put them in a time out box for no danger bs

• Ronin gets a way better redemption (look I remembered now!) arc where he saves Nya from becoming one with the sea

Toxica:

• I'd give her some more lines firstly and flesh out her character more

• She'd be more protective over the girls on the island keeping an eye on them

• She'll also take Nya (and later Skylor) under her wing so they can have a cool gal as a teacher/role model

• Toxica also gets a gf in Camille and is a SIMP

Camille:

• Oh her powers would definitely be explored more! She'd however take Garmadon under her wing there

• She'd be able ta help him with getting used ta the change in his body again and they'd become quick friends

• Camille is like a fun big sister who'd kick yer ass for being a useless gay

• She'd also be useful if the whole evil Chen & Clouse thing still happens given she can change forms

Shade:

• He definitely doesn't hit on Nya! None of that here....he does however hit on Garmadon (I think it'd be funny-)

• Shade's powers come in handy ta get information on what's happening around the island

• Also he can hide in others shadows bc well yes

• his a pretty cool guy overall and helps the gang out

Neuro:

• Now he was tricky I liked how he was in canon HOWEVER one thing I'd do is make him the gangs therapist

• Neuro's power is also used ta get any missing information bout the tournament and island

• I also allow him ta melt brains if need be

• And,,,,he/they Neuro supremacy

Mr. Pale:

• NOW HEAR ME OUT HERE making him Shade's twin

• He takes Jay under his wing surprisingly and helps Jay figure out more bout himself

• Pale is more of a healer than fighter in my opinion

• I give him a gun tho

Karlof:

• Bear I mean um! He takes Cole under his wing becoming like an older brother/uncle figure

• Their elements are so similar yet different so they'd work well together

• Karlof doesn't do the whole coat thing like in canon his just vibing peacefully bc leave that man alone

• Anywho! Karlof would have probably (in my opinion) lived in a snowy cold area before the tournament happens

Jacob:

• Make him blind look idk why but it's interesting with his element

• Again! His powers would be useful ta help get information

• Jacob ends up befriending Garmadon as well the two are a nice duo

• Jacob also smokes don't ask me why

Griffin:

• Okay him and Lloyd are a duo the chaos they'd bring? Beautiful

• Anywho Griffin surprisingly is a librarian in my thoughts

• So him Neuro and Zane would bond over that

• But he ends up teaching Kai and Lloyd anything they missed out on for school on the sides

Gravis:

• His pretty tricky however! He and Zane are a duo they'd be interesting ta see

• Gravis is pretty chill has some anxiety but overall keeps a level head

• Still he'd be the first ta ask why the fuck are there "kids" here at a tournament ta go against adult's not that he thinks the ninjas can't fight just doesn't enjoy the idea of them having ta fight more adults

• Gravis does befriend Zane once Gravis loses and helps start getting Zane back

Bolobo:

• Now this might seem wild but him and Kai as a duo

• Bolobo is Jacob's weed supplier tho he grows it himself

• He and Ash are somewhat childhood friends let the adults have friends from child hood and all that

• Bolobo is kinda laid back and can get some information bout the island through the plants

Ash:

• Ash idk why but he'd have worked as a bartender before the tournament

• He 💯 knows Kai from after Zane dies and Kai spiraled

• Ash doesn't really say anything bout it but keeps an eye on Kai and the others

• Also he 💯 blows ash in someone's eyes it's happening one way or another

Okay so I didn't expect my lil rant ta get so much views so! Here I am with some mini ideas on a remake of the OG show! And the movie just a bit:

• even amount of seasons ta explore everyone's flaws and arcs

• I thought bout it and the movie itself while interesting I'm thinking of instead Lloyd having lived with Nya & Kai (totally not ta get him a better childhood never....it is)

• Nya would still be kidnapped but for an actual purpose given she knows where Lloyd is so it's not just um yeah we making shit up as we go

• I'm debating with Wu but I'd keep him the way he is for the most part

• He'd be better in canon but his got so many problems he doesn't know how ta tell his students things

• Wu still tries ta help and actually helps them learn things while still being kids

• Morro would've still died but Wu learned from his mistakes

• Morro still would be a bad guy but his problem with Lloyd wouldn't happen instead his anger is all directed at Wu

• After that Wu would actually get the therapy and help he needs ta get

• Morro would get his good character (totally remember how ta spell the actual word-) arc and help Cole out

• And Lloyd DOESN'T fight Garmadon simply because his not the great evil and Lloyd's a kid

• Also the whole aging him up thing? Never happens

Baby Time

Requested by:

Justinuse

TWS:

None

This is kinda from Izzie's POV it's not exactly what ya asked for and no dialogue sorry couldn't think of anything homework got me STRESSED and it's just two days into the semester it's better than summer semester though let me tell yall that (´つω・｡)

Izzie might have made a tiny little error nothing too bad! She thinks it's just she accidentally turned Logan into a baby while messing with some of the dream thingys Mr Oz keeps

She didn't mean to! But it happened and Logan was just the cutest little baby!~ Izzie cooed holding him as she waited for the others to show up

They had gone to the dream world for something she hadn't paid attention probably should have oh wait Mateo was going to lose it!

Izzie tapped her foot jumping when the doors opened she was NOT ready for this Izzie sighed turning to the others with baby Logan

Which might have been a mistake because Cooper passed out Zoey raised an eyebrow while Mateo started freaking out and than all choas broke loose

And by that she means she set baby Logan down and he crawled away knocking over things and somehow shooting things which how?!

Mateo was the first to react running over baby Logan cooed before throwing a book at Mateo and running off or well crawling off

Yeah Izzie really did mess up but this can be fixed! Probably at least she hopes so or Mateo's worry and stress will turn into panic and anger and yeah she's not dealing with that