O Cartoon! My Cartoon!
Our story is begun
The plot will twist most every way
Before the tale is done
A shadow falls, a siren screams
Too late to guard your pate
But oh, ha ha ha
Oh agony and dread
Where on the floor my cartoon lies
An anvil on his head!
O Cartoon! My Cartoon!
Arise and take a bow
But don't forget we're not done yet
Beware the falling cow!
For you the smack!
For you the whack!
For you a sock of fish!
Doomsday, bombs away!
A custard pie, that's rich.
O Cartoon! Dear Cartoon!
Hanging on by just a thread But never fret,
You're bound to get,
An anvil on your head!
My cartoon doesn't answer,
His parts scattered about,
He stoops to pick the pieces up,
His face is full of doubt!
He knows the grand finale
Will cause pain as yet unknown,
But don't despair you have a spare,
A handy dandy clone!
O Cartoon! My Cartoon!
Of you there are but sherds
But 'ere all's done and there's still one
Anvil on your head!
imagine:
giving your f/o / f/os roses
anyone wishing to participate in my bonkers fandub collab?
late valentine's day post
happy valentine’s day , yumeblr !! please take these ..
your f/o requested i deliver them straight to you ! im not late , am i ?
oh , yes ! i also come with a message !
your f/o requested that i tell you that they love you very , very much and they never go a day without feeling so grateful that they have someone as amazing , loving , smart , and kind as you ! they wish to continue loving you for as long as you’d let them ! they hope they make you as happy as you make them and that they can continue to do so !
well , i must be off ! happy valentine’s day once again ! remember to give your f/o lots of kisses and love !
Also left in the ship's wake, though not a single person noticed it as it drifted by, were a tiny red glob, and a jiang-shi that were both floating languidly and harmlessly through the cold vacuum. Soon, the red matter and jiang-shi both passed beyond sensor range and vanished, perhaps forever or maybe not, into the infinite cosmos.
the end?
boroso: my children of the night…. what sweet music they make!
me/brianna: THOSE ARE CICADAS! AND THEY SAY EEEEEEEEEE!
images above, quotes below.
"𝓗𝓶𝓹𝓱… 𝓐𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓒𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓽 𝓑𝓸𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓸 𝓙𝓲𝓴𝓲.… 𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓽'𝓼 𝓮𝓪𝓼𝔂…" [fictosexual crush gushing]
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"𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓹𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓫𝓮 𝓾𝓼𝓮𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓲𝓷 𝓶𝔂 𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓷." [minor real life updates]
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"𝓥𝓮𝓻𝔂 𝔀𝓮𝓵𝓵. 𝓶'𝓵𝓪𝓭𝔂." [asks]
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"𝓦𝓱𝓪𝓽!? 𝓷𝓸! 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼!!" [vent posts]
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"𝓞𝓯 𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓮 𝓲 𝓪𝓶. 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽'𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓹𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓽 𝓪𝓷𝔂𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼!?" [random posts]
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"𝓐 𝓯𝓻𝓪𝓲𝓵 𝓫𝓸𝓭𝔂… 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓲𝓽 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓴 𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓮." [other posts]
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"𝓐𝓱𝓱𝓱! 𝓪𝓯𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓣𝓮𝓷-𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼, 𝓘'𝓶 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓮…" [standard posts]
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"𝓕𝓲𝓷𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂… 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓬𝓵𝓪𝓲𝓶 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽'𝓼 𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓮!!" [intro post]
qoutes above, dividers below.
dividers above, other things below.
continued in the reblog
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✦ - identity :
| Pronouns:
she / they / it(rarely uses it/its)
| Sexual/Romantic Orientation:
[ fictoqueer (umbrella of fictosexual terms) ]
╰ ➤ objectum, bisexual (masc-preferring), aroace
| Gender:
[ female ]
╰ ➤ MBTI: infj
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✦ - about me :
| my name is brianna
| english and japanese - speaking
| yumeshipper / selfshipper
| audhd
╰ ➤ might be insane
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✦ - fandoms :
| roger rabbit, bonkers
| sarah and duck
| classic / cartoon network toonami (1997-2008) plus The Intruder II
| touhou project
| naomi iwata's works
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✦ - object crushes:
"tomare", a stop sign (i named it after the japanese for stop)
"boroso", a vacuum cleaner (i named it after boroso, one of my f/os)
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✦ - sexuality:
| listed in identity
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✦ - likes:
| i like pepsi, burgers, and pizza
| i also like the 2000's, the 2010's and other stuff.
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✦ - hobbies:
| drawing, collecting all sorts of stuff (trinkets, figures, and other stuff), and magic / magic tricks
| acting, playing games / board games / video games, and singing
| blogging on tumblr, cosplaying,
| traveling, jamming to music, and dancing
| mushroom hunting, writing online, and cloud watching
thats all!
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It makes me feel uncomfortable
I said I don't want them, and my boundaries should be respected
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