You Up? Alex Krokus

*Incoherent screams of awe*

Fyodor

Wtf??? “I’m not gay” There are literal sparkles coming out of your eye man

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

making an ask game that's Not Like Other Ask Bait

I did not know today was National Sandwich Day but I had a compulsion to make bread yesterday night.

Some prophecy level bs right here

Purugly learns body slam a few months later and thankfully by that time it has learned to not jump on people.

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Oh my god WEED CAT

IT’S GREEN TOO

Hi it’s me again, back with more Pokémon brainrot

Satan and the glameow/purugly line

Dude imagine it evolving in the middle of the day and suddenly it’s over 10x it’s normal weight (it would be funnier if it’s jumped into someone’s arms and just crushes whoever it is-what do you mean you don’t want a whole 96.6 pounds and cat in your arms)

oh he would be so offended that whoever names pokemon called this cat purugly. he'd be mashing furiously through ik's pokedex trying to figure out who did it so that he can call them and give them piece of his damn mind, because NO cat is ugly and HOW DARE THEY IMPLY SUCH A THING

i think he would be a teensy bit sad that it can't ride around on his shoulder anymore (like ik having taught it to while it was still a glameow), but the good thing is purugly still adores him, so he can use it as leverage against his brothers - who do not want to get scratched, thank you very much

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Possessing the 1P nations can make the 2P nations pretty sick… consider it like an advanced, interdimensional form of jetlag. There’s a variety of side effects, and some are more unpleasant than others. 

SYMPTOMS MAY INCLUDE NAUSEA, BODY ACHES, HOMESICKNESS, CONFUSION, HALLUCINATIONS, DISSOCIATION, HALLUCINATIONS, HALLUCINATIONS, HALLUCINATIONS

I once compared our Latin class to alcoholism right in front of the prof because “it’s so bad for my mental health and yet I keep coming back for more” and he just agreed and went on with his day

"Tell Tale Heart" is the extreme reaction to "Miley Cyrus Blue Eyes"

I deadass thought you put superbia squalo from katekyou hitman reborn into a mammon skin and then realized that

A)he has both hands

B) N o .

Mammon and Goldie 💳