*Incoherent Screams Of Awe*

Bro I was not expecting gollum to just come from under the truck

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The white day event is great because it shows the insane contrast between the purgatory hall crew & the house of lamentation crew

At purgatory hall they're having a nice normal time baking sweets together. The only danger they face is solomon in the kitchen but they've managed to convince him to be just the taste tester. It's quiet. It's peaceful. Things are good.

Cut to the HoL set and they're freezing their balls off in the middle of a blizard that none of them dressed for. Belphie wants to take a nap and Levi's like "hey you'll fucking d i e" lucifer's solution to stop belphie & mc dying, after they both decide to lay down and let the cold consume them, is to kill them himself by electrocuting them. Levi's nose keeps getting bitten by a gay plant. Asmo pulls out the Evil Queen from Snow White's line and a plant throws up on him. Beel tries to eat a random book he found on the ground in the middle of a forest.

Same energy...

One of my chem profs once had the draw function on his iPad glitch and produce a really funky loop de loop arrow and responded to that with “look at that elaborate, rather sexy arrow”

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haven't posted here for a while haha anyways tiny solomon

If we are following anime cannon then he checked whether or not Ranpo had an ability by discretely nabbing a bit of hair. Manga cannon though is up for debate.

If no longer human only works with skin on skin contact then won't a condom negate the nullification?

BSD x Obey Me

WHERE ARE THE OBEY ME X BSD AUs D: Plz I need an AU where one of those years that Dazai was laying low would be the year that the MC gets sent to the Devildom. Nine demons, an angel and an immortal sorcerer simping for Dazai would literally complete my life. 

OR ATSUSHI BEING SENT AS THE MC MID SEASON THREE CONTENT KINDA TIMES. It would mess up the BSD timeline by a lot but Atsushi needs some emotional support immortals for what he’s about to go through. Like honestly, everyone in bsd needs a break. 

LMAO can you imagine the boys falling for Akutagawa and him being completely oblivious/borderline hostile when he can’t figure out why they’re acting the way they are. Or Chuuya being the MC and the boys figure out he was experimented on/the vessel for a god? THE POTENTIAL

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Babygirl. ANYWAYS ANOTHER HC

I believe Lloyd just subconsciously puts on his con-man face everytime someone looks at him so he can repel them with his "ugly face" , and then one day, he just got too overworked and is too tired to realize he had let down his com man face for once and the whole barony went: "???!?!?!?!" Because GODDAMN! This man is pretty as FUCK! Like, REALLY! Not on the same level as Javier but CLOSE.