Purugly Learns Body Slam A Few Months Later And Thankfully By That Time It Has Learned To Not Jump On

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I-

I cannot-

I love it.

well well well if it isn't the consequences of my own actions

imagining something that's not death, but not resurrection, but something between. the narrative doomed you to die but somehow you lived and now the world doesn't know what to do with you. you were not supposed to live; yet here you are, in a world that never expected you

Babygirl. ANYWAYS ANOTHER HC

I believe Lloyd just subconsciously puts on his con-man face everytime someone looks at him so he can repel them with his "ugly face" , and then one day, he just got too overworked and is too tired to realize he had let down his com man face for once and the whole barony went: "???!?!?!?!" Because GODDAMN! This man is pretty as FUCK! Like, REALLY! Not on the same level as Javier but CLOSE.

A literal crime that this absolute BANGER of a username is a bot

I decided to look around on spotify and found this beauty

Who Was Killed?- England: alright, no strong feelings about this one

Reported The Body- Nyo!Germany: That tracks, she seems like the responsible type

Who is Your Partner- Austria: I don't feel like this is going to be too productive but it could be much worse

The Grieving Widow- Nyo!Germany: ?!?! I mean, I guess that makes sense why she reported the body?

Your Clue- Perfume smell: god I would get such a headache from that

Who Saw Him Alive Last- France: Help why does this make sense

Prime Suspect- FINLAND??? HUH???

Suspected Accomplice- LATVIA???

Was Killed After Being Questioned- ESTONIA??? That's it Latvia ain't a suspect anymore. Unless Estonia faked his death, which feels like something he would do

Ran From The Police- Canada, my guy, what do you know?

Gave You & Your Partner A Clue- Nyo!Germany: she is out here doing The Most

Skipped Town- Hungary: good on you, but perhaps that's why my partner here is Austria

Who You Convicted For The Crimes- Poland: Be gay do crimes

Who Actually Did It?- LITHUANIA! What did you do to Estonia??? Also, he definitely planned this with Poland.

YOU CAN HAVE DOUBLES WITH ANYONE BUT THE PERSON WHO IS DEAD FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. IF YOU GET THEM FOR SOMETHING ELSE YOU HAVE TO ROLL AGAIN. OBVIOSULY IF SOMETHING DOES NOT MAKE SINCE YOU CAN RETRY TOO. (LIKE YOUR PARTNER RUNNING FROM YOU AND HIM. HE CAN'T RUN BECAUSE HE'S THERE. STUFF LIKE THAT.)Don't forget to put your results in the notes so everyone can see your wild and wacky time!

For Google Chrome and mobile use screen shots. If not you will get the base choice not a random one. If you are using something else you can use the click and drag method for a randomized choice.

I've been really into the Noir aesthetic lately, been reading a mystery and watching old black and white movies. So I thought I would throw both of my niches together. Other Games: Your Hetalia Love Story Cliché Prom Experience   Hetalia Christmas Party Your Hetalia Gakuen story

Answer Key (To make posting results easier) Who Was Killed?- Reported The Body- Who is Your Partner- The Grieving Widow- Your Clue- Who Saw Him Alive Last- Prime Suspect- Suspected Accomplice- Was Killed After Being Questioned- Ran From The Police- Gave You & Your Partner A Clue- Skipped Town- Who You Convicted For The Crimes- Who Actually Did It?-

I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.

My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813

*electric guitar riff*

And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like

Stunning depiction 10/10

I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction! 

I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD

Did sigma eat someone /joke