“Your Pet Would Eat You If You Died Near It” Yeah Well So Would A Lot Of People. My Pet Isn’t Special.

It is what it is *throws up*

never stop being a good person because of bad people

I hope all of yall find $20 on the ground tomorrow.

And I mean that.

the worst kind of social interaction you can have is when you don't know if you passed or failed it but you know you could have done better. like it was fine i guess but if someone shot me in the back of the head right now i wouldn't complain.

is that simple task bothering you queen

my middle aged client going off about kids these days and how they have such a different childhood and back in the day kids used to have real experiences like how she and her girl friends used to practice kissing on each other and now kids just sit in the same room in silence on their damn phones. hey ma'am run that back real quick