I Hope All Of Yall Find $20 On The Ground Tomorrow.

I want to be the house that my children’s friends want to come to, because despite whatever they’re facing at home, they’ll know they’ll find a second family with me and mine.

god i hate knowing i have stuff to do it's like bearing a curse

top 5 scariest things to do

phone call

driving

have a job

not have a job

I wish I could like… download languages into my brain.

“Your pet would eat you if you died near it” yeah well so would a lot of people. My pet isn’t special. I give them food meal & never let them outside. Are they gonna open wet food themselves when I’m gone? Are you stupid? If I have to be the wet food to buy a little guy some time so be it. Fuck off

Don’t underestimate my desire to not wanna

they're adding a new chamber to my heart tomorrow

Im gonna shuffle my giant playlist of every song i like and if the very first one that plays isnt exactly what i want to hear right this second im gna lose it

i want to make a thousand side blogs