satan-was-a-himbo - The Secret Himbo
The Secret Himbo

My aesthetic says Goth. But how I act is totally different. I look and sound intimidating as fuck but I'm not unless I need to be. 

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3 years ago

Some poetry from my writing page ^^

Oizys

Oizys

CW: Mentions of Anxiety, Greek Myths, Terrible Parenting and Arguments

This is a poem, by the way

"Why are you being so sensitive" My mother would say I am not being sensitive I am showing emotion

I do not speak out when spoken to Afraid of the actions of those around me It doesn't matter if it is good or not It will always set me on edge

I tremble in fear and anguish Anxiety eating at me like a virus Or like humans Feeding off of the drama around them

They go back and forth Leaving my mind going in spirals Downward into Tartarus The place that my goddess mind has turned into.

A place of fear A place of stillness A place of never ending despair

Now I'm starting to realize, Oizys Why you are the way that you are

3 years ago
Hi Im Bitter About People Not Commenting On Fics. Im Sad Seeing All These Authors Get So Discouraged
Hi Im Bitter About People Not Commenting On Fics. Im Sad Seeing All These Authors Get So Discouraged
Hi Im Bitter About People Not Commenting On Fics. Im Sad Seeing All These Authors Get So Discouraged
Hi Im Bitter About People Not Commenting On Fics. Im Sad Seeing All These Authors Get So Discouraged
Hi Im Bitter About People Not Commenting On Fics. Im Sad Seeing All These Authors Get So Discouraged
Hi Im Bitter About People Not Commenting On Fics. Im Sad Seeing All These Authors Get So Discouraged

hi im bitter about people not commenting on fics. im sad seeing all these authors get so discouraged because no one comments. it takes like 5 seconds! just do it!! dont know what to type? me neither! heres some handy pre-written comments for you! “I dont know what to comment! That was great! thank you for your hard work!” “That was lovely! I really enjoyed this chapter/fic.” “How dare you?” “AAAAAAAAAAAAA” “Extra kudos because one is not enough!” if you read a fic and dont know what to say, leave the tab open, come back later! see if theres a line you really liked! tell them if it reminded you of something dumb! tell them if your roommate saw you crying while reading it and now your roommate is reading it!!! SHARE WHATEVER. BE INCLUSIVE! everyone wants to hear SOMETHING. silence kills passion. show authors you care! show artists you care!!!! 

3 years ago

I love this so much

Better Then Ration Bars! Artist @rammeow

Better then ration bars! artist @rammeow

3 years ago
What Inspires You? #writing #writingcommunity #writersofinstagram #wlw #nblw #queer #writingcommunity

What inspires you? #writing #writingcommunity #writersofinstagram #wlw #nblw #queer #writingcommunity #writingofig #writinginspiration #writingcommunityofinstagram #writingmotivation #creativewriting https://www.instagram.com/p/CYuLUFwvFtO/?utm_medium=tumblr


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3 years ago

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!!

More Encanto memes! As promised but im half sorry for making these shnasjnksa

More Encanto Memes! As Promised But Im Half Sorry For Making These Shnasjnksa
More Encanto Memes! As Promised But Im Half Sorry For Making These Shnasjnksa
More Encanto Memes! As Promised But Im Half Sorry For Making These Shnasjnksa
More Encanto Memes! As Promised But Im Half Sorry For Making These Shnasjnksa
More Encanto Memes! As Promised But Im Half Sorry For Making These Shnasjnksa
More Encanto Memes! As Promised But Im Half Sorry For Making These Shnasjnksa

Listen,,, I’m going to make more… that’s inevitable jsakjmas

3 years ago

Just out of curiosity, how would you conjure me?

Alright. I have a whole plan.

On a blank wall, put four pictures.

Alcina Smiling Alcina Angry Alcina Neutral Alcina Dragon Form

Doesn't matter what order or how it's formatted.

Light three candles.

One Black, One Red, and One White.

Turn off the lights and say your name but with Dimitresu as your last name 😂

3 years ago

Me @ my people

satan-was-a-himbo - The Secret Himbo
3 years ago

This happened this month. I am so scared 😂

satan-was-a-himbo - The Secret Himbo
3 years ago

I'm so scared. How she do that-

3 years ago

@dani-maricruz8

3 years ago

Look at her arms! Look at her face!

Please-

I will kneel, no hesitation.

satan-was-a-himbo - The Secret Himbo
satan-was-a-himbo - The Secret Himbo
3 years ago

Secret

CW: Secrets, Evil, First Person

Secret

I've been keeping things the order of the Lunar Eclipse. Something I wouldn't normally do. I went out in the dead of night and didn't return until the sun rose. Sometimes...later. You'd think I'd be looking for suitors all over town...charming mystical beings in taverns over ale.

But I was with her...

A rogue barbarian. She was a half-orc with a charming smile and fresh scars. I didn't learn her name until the third night of our encounter. I was on my way to an inn with my order when I caught her eye, and she gave me a quick wink before vanishing into the shadows.

I would meet with her late at night. "Hello, my beloved. Would you like to join me for a pint?" She'd reappear in the same area where I'd last seen her. The woman's face was covered with fresh scarring. "Nope. You're going directly to the inn where my order and I are staying. You're bleeding and hurt." She merely sighs and rolls her eyes. I could see she was stubborn.

"I will let you tend to me on one condition." "What's that?" "You come the inn where my order is lodging. I prefer to be in the presence of people I know." "Touché."

We carry on a light discussion as we go. Introductions. I've now learned her name...Diavol. She said that it meant "devil" in a foreign tongue. "I had no idea the devil was so attractive." She softly takes my hand in hers. "I had no idea witches didn't fly around on broomsticks." My eyes widen. I hadn't yet introduced myself to her. In some way, she already knew. "Salem." She smirks. "My sources were correct. You're a chaotic neutral, yeah?"

I nod, still taken aback. She carries on as if she hadn't just said she had sources on me. I understood I was dealing with Lawful Evil after analyzing the half-orc. I wasn't afraid... I was enchanted. She had no ill will toward me. I was aware of it. Not from a secret spell I cast. She just lacks social skills.

"Welcome to the Cursed Hat inn, draga."

When we entered the inn, I was met with an unusual scene. "Fira?!" The fire genasi glanced at me with alarm. "What are you doing here?" Still concerned, I point to her. "What are you doing here?" Fira looks across to the elf beside her before returning my gaze. "It's none of your business." I feel the same way. Before speaking, there is a deafening quiet. "I won't tell Hypnos if you don't tell Hypnos."

"Deal." "Cool...know where the medical supplies are?" "Bathroom." "Thank you. Come on, Diavol."

It takes me a while to find the restroom, but I end up finding it. "Sit." I watch her as she sits on the sink's rim. "No, not there. I'm shorter than you." She then proceeds to sit on the toilet's closed lid. "I appreciate that." I clean her cuts and check for infection. "I can't get to an extremely tiny cut-" Diavol rolls her eyes before grabbing my hips and dragging me forward to straddle her thighs.

I was far too distracted at this point to tend to the cut. As I tried to bandage her forehead, I could feel her warm breath on my neck. Her hands find their way to my thighs. When I'm done treating her minor injuries, we are sitting in quiet, her gorgeous red eyes glittering as she looks at my lips. I look her in the eyes before softly taking her lips in mine. Her cheeks are framed by my hands. She smirks as I pull away.

"If this is you asking me on a date...sure."

3 years ago

Welcome!

Welcome!

Hello Succubi, Incubi, and Accubi.

(My equvilent of bitches, bros, and nonbinary hoes)

Welcome to my quaint little hell hole!

Welcome!

I am Satan! Or Salem. Whatever you prefer! I am male [AFAB] and I go by He/His/Theirs. I am omnisexual, demiromantic. I am a writer! My writing account is @satan-was-a-writer.

Welcome!

I will fuck you up. Don't try me. I AM male but I identify as Satan. I will be straight up with you. If I don't like you. I will tell you. Don't get on the wrong side of me.

Welcome!

Basically my family:

@dani-maricruz8 - My Mother @angstyanon0 - My Best Friend @nevess - My Sister

Welcome!

My Top Song Artists

Lady Gaga Lil Darkie Doja Cat Mother Mother Maneskin

3 years ago

All the time ; - ;

Yknow the crippling fear that you talk to much and bother everyone too much to the point where you hold back a bunch but then the crippling fear that youre not talking enough and not bothering to care comes back and you talk more again and it just goes in circles?

Asking for a friend.

3 years ago

I want Artemis girlfriend now 🥺

3 years ago

What's your type? Me:

Powerful black women


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3 years ago

I love this so much, oh my god

THE LOOK ON BELA'S FACE! WAIT!

I Love This So Much, Oh My God

All i have to say about these official CAPCOM arts is

All I Have To Say About These Official CAPCOM Arts Is
All I Have To Say About These Official CAPCOM Arts Is

All I Have To Say About These Official CAPCOM Arts Is
All I Have To Say About These Official CAPCOM Arts Is

If villain why cutely shivering in a blanket with her babies because it's cold? If evil why holding baby tiger so gently?

3 years ago

Libraries! ^^

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satan-was-a-himbo - The Secret Himbo
satan-was-a-himbo - The Secret Himbo
satan-was-a-himbo - The Secret Himbo
satan-was-a-himbo - The Secret Himbo
satan-was-a-himbo - The Secret Himbo
satan-was-a-himbo - The Secret Himbo
satan-was-a-himbo - The Secret Himbo
satan-was-a-himbo - The Secret Himbo
3 years ago

Commenting fanfiction is the easiest thing in the world once you start doing it. 

3 years ago

I wrote a whole ass song and I was supposed to be asleep.

Fuck me slowly with a chainsaw.

~ Salem


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3 years ago
Ain't Even Shocked.

Ain't even shocked.

like blue x red, black x white, etc you feel me?
3 years ago

2022 is the year of gay sex

3 years ago

Song: Lunchbox Friends by Melanie Martinez

That's why my 2022 started off depressing.

the title of the last song you listened to is how ur 2022's gonna go


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3 years ago

Look at the boyyyyyyyyy

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

3 years ago

What did she not write?

Deserved

deserved

3 years ago

reblog to give a lesbian a sword, a bi girl a dagger, and a trans girl a cool gun

3 years ago
Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark (1988) Dir. James Signorelli
Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark (1988) Dir. James Signorelli
Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark (1988) Dir. James Signorelli

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark (1988) dir. James Signorelli

3 years ago

Lady D’s VA singing. Obviously this is from The Witcher but it applies pretty well to RE Village too. Kinda cool to imagine Alcina singing this haunting lullaby.

3 years ago

Elvira looks sly as all hell

Elvira Looks Sly As All Hell

I saw this going around and I just (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

It's Shin and I, we got each other flowers ♡

I Saw This Going Around And I Just (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

And then me 'n the himbos<3

Joseph and I are going out for the night

I Saw This Going Around And I Just (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

Caesar and I going for a nice picnic

I Saw This Going Around And I Just (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

🏷️@satmitsuplanet @dongiovannaswife @amethystsoda @kallikrein @notsocoolnana @sukunasbabymama @dancingintherainwithchifuyu @scandalous-writing

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