Ain't Even Shocked.

"Everything was fine until you came around."

CW: Angry but Soft Bela

“Bela, you’re not that good at hiding your emotions from me...You know that right?” “Everything was fine until you came around.” “What?” “You heard me, Y/N.”

She raises her head from her book before tossing it on the ground. "You entered the palace and concluded that I was what you want." You have a puzzled expression on your face as you stare at her. "B, that wasn't a choice... It occurred randomly, darlin-"

“Don’t call me darling, Y/N!”

You fall silent as you stare at her. Her expression is a combination of rage and perplexity. But you could sense awe in her eyes.

“I don’t know how to deal with this. This...feeling.” “What does is the feeling?” “I don’t know, Y/N!” “Explain it.”

She gives you the softest look she can muster. "It's soft...and warm." It's soft and warm, and it's nice." You turn to face her, raising her head to your level. You give her a gentle look.

“That’s what love feels like.”

What type of CRACK FIC?!

I HAD AN AI WRITE A STORY ABOUT Y/N AND LADY DIMITRESCU AND HOLY FUCK I AM DYING

Silly Y/N

A Short Story

by AI

Y/N had always loved elegant Castle Dimitrescu with its curved, crowded castle. It was a place where she felt angry.

She was a silly, peculiar, whiskey drinker with sexy boobs and strong neck. Her friends saw her as a snotty, solid stubborn. Once, she had even made a cup of tea for a salty daughter. That's the sort of woman he was.

Y/N walked over to the window and reflected on her scary surroundings. The snow flurried like running lycans.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Alcina Dimitrescu. Alcina was a sexy strong with muscular boobs and tall neck.

Y/N gulped. She was not prepared for Alcina.

As Y/N stepped outside and Alcina came closer, she could see the hurt glint in her eye.

Alcina gazed with the affection of 5158 lovable mushy moraicia. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want making love."

Y/N looked back, even more love and still fingering the good wee wee. "Alcina, “I love you.”," she replied.

They looked at each other with angst feelings, like two flaky, few flies drinking at a very spiteful Christmas Party, which had jazz music playing in the background and two incredible uncles dying to the beat.

Suddenly, Alcina lunged forward and tried to punch Y/N in the face. Quickly, Y/N grabbed the good wee wee and brought it down on Alcina's skull.

Alcina's muscular boobs trembled and her tall neck wobbled. She looked happy, her emotions raw like a greasy, grim gun.

Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Alcina Dimitrescu was dead.

Y/N went back inside and made herself a nice glass of whiskey.

THE END

Locker Room Talk Pt.3

Sofia: Querida, can you pass me that.

Freddie: I got it doll.

Sofia: Thank you, amor.

Jessa: Shit...you two would be a cute couple

Sofia and Freddie: No.

Jessa: Why? If you don't mind me asking.

*Sofia gestures between her and Freddie*

Sofia: We are polar opposites

Nova: Opposites attract

Zhora: She isn't wrong.

Sofia and Freddie: You all get on my goddamn nerves.

Zhora: Aww they're talking in sync.

Sofia and Freddie: Shut up.

I THOUGHT THEY WERE TITTIES TOO!!!!

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Navra Headcanons Noone Asked For

What is their sleeping position?

This woman will fall asleep in any and all positions

She’s flexible remember?

She will find a spot and lay down

Not only lay down, she’d stay down

Knocked the fuck out, splash her to wake her up asleep

Have to put an ice cube down her shirt to wake her up

AND SHE’LL WAKE UP PERFECTLY CALM

How she sleeps: portrayed by cats

Someone, please draw Navra like this

Juliette, trying to ask Poison out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Andi: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

Lord help my D&D crew

So I joined a bit late to my campaign but it made perfect development!

Galen (My D&D OC) is childhood friends with Estel and he is also actively hitting on Sylve! What else do you expect from a Neutral Chaotic Elven Bard?

OH YEAH!

Galen and the Crew (Bro, Estel, Sylve, and Pembis) go to a bar after getting some interesting items from an all violet store. And Galen sees these people giving him a side eye. Me: Permission to growl at them? DM: I’m sorry? Me: Permission to growl at them. DM: Sure why not, do an intimidation roll. Me: I got rolled a 1... DM: You meow at them.

Everyone is cackling. Anyways, fast forwarding after getting information~

Galen sees the HOT bartender, Lars! Lars wants nothing to do with him. 

HOWEVER

Because Galen is a bard and Sylve wants this man to fuck off, Sylve sets some mood lighting for Galen to serenade Lars to. BUT my bitchass rolls another 1 in Charsima and Lars turned around...and said GTFO. Galen was dragged out by Sylve begging for a second chance.

There may be a second chance...

And a fanfiction.

If you’re a monster fucker, reblog this.

If you've never seen it, here you go, love.

Just the ending.

"Y'all seem to really like her."

Understatement of 2021

The L Words...specifically...

Marina Ferrer...It was always the goddamn french girls...

So mods when was your gay awakening? Mine was during 2002 when I watched Blue Crush and saw Michelle Rodriguez for the first time. Instantly smitten 😍😂

Er.. this movie certainly had a lot to do with it 😅 ahem 😳 - Mod Runa