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My favorite trope is Guy Gets Absolutely Wrecked By A Girl And Immediately Decides She’s The Love Of His Life

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3 years ago

"you only like villains because you want to fix them" actually I like them because I want a villain who's absolutely terrifying and ruthless to everyone, except for me, their cute s/o. Get it right 🙄

3 years ago

Cicero 👁👁

OK- FUCK MBTI TYPES-

What Part do you sing while singing “Cell Block Tango”

4 years ago

Coffee and Alcohol

Coffee And Alcohol

Coffee and Alcohol

I watch silently as Jessa makes us drinks. “Jessa...Sweetheart...what are you putting in my coffee?” Jessa looks up, holding an unlabelled bottle. “Two shots of Vodka?” My eyes widen, “Sweetheart...Alcohol in coffee...it’s...it’s unhealthy.” I hear the familiar yawn of Cece as she walks out in a black sports bra and Jessa’s white sweatpants. Jessa lets out a low whistle. "Good morning, beautiful." Cece's face flushes bright red. "Morning, starlight." Jessa's face turns slightly magenta. I lift an eyebrow, "Good morning beautiful." I say, looking at Cece. "Hey, good morning." She says with a smile, sitting beside me.

She kisses my cheek, causing me to smile. "Jessa, I want kisses!" She says, leaning over the counter. "Hey, don't flip yourself over the counter sweet thing." She says, kissing Cece softly. "How was your sleep?" I say, glancing at Cece. "It was good...I was cold waking up though." She glared at both Jessa and I, causing her to laugh. "I'm sorry! Just that Lore and I were discussing surprising you with breakfast. Then decided to just chat over coffee." Jessa said, before looking at Cece. "How many shots of vodka in your tea?" My eyes widen, "Jessa. No. Bad."

Jessa laughs, "Gorgeous, come on! You can't tell me you haven't put alcohol in your coffee before." Cece speaks up, "She has. I can confirm." Jessa lifts an eyebrow. A wicked smirk takes over her face. "I...was having a bad day...Also...Jessa, that is way more than two shots of vodka. You're trying to get me drunk." I say, inching my head towards the half empty bottle of vodka. "Maybe I am. Maybe I want you to stay home with us." I sigh, "I can't!" Jessa groans, walking around the counter to hug me from the back.

"But I want to cuddle on the couch with you and Cece and watch scary movies." Jessa says, kissing the back of my neck, making me groan softly. "Jessa, it's a sunday." Cece takes my cup from my fingers, before sliding onto the counter and laying horizontally, looking up at me. "Yeah, more time with us. There isn't a syndicate meeting today." I smile softly, setting a gentle kiss to Cece's lips. "Fine." Jessa smiles, "Woo! Thank you, Goregous!" She kisses up my neck to my cheek, making me blush brighter than the sun. "That's gay."

I look to Cece, walking to the couch. "No shit," Jessa said, laughing. "Take off your shirt and change your pants." She says, looking at me. "What?" Jessa arches an eyebrow. "You gotta match us." I then realize, Jessa too is wearing a bra and baggy sweatpants. Her bra dark blue and her pants, "...Jessa...are those my sweats?" Jessa smiles, "Yes, these are you light grey sweats." I sigh, getting up. "You didn't ask." Jessa smiles innocently. "Can I wear your sweats?" I nod before, kissing Cece's forehead. "I'm going to go change. Can you turn on Camilla?"

“Lesbian vampire thing?” I nod, “Yes. The lesbian vampire thing.” She smiles, going to our combined youtube playlist. I walk to our room, taking off my shirt and grabbing my baggy sweats to put on. I walk out to see Jessa and Cece cuddling on the couch with a cup of tea between them. “Did you...hold on...how…” Jessa looked up, “Yes?” I sit on the other side of the couch. “Did you boil the vodka, put the tea bag in it?” Jessa smiles, “Yes!” I sigh, reaching for the cup, “I need to know what this tastes like.” I mutter, taking a sip. “Nope, take it back.” I give it to Cece who lifts an eyebrow, “Why?” I look at the T.V. “Because I hate that I like it.” Jessa smirks, “Then come over here and take another sip, gorgeous.” I shake my head no, focusing on the television. “No.” Before I know it, Jessa is doing the sexy crawl towards me. She straddles my hips and makes me look at her. “Why not, gorgeous?” I look away from her, focusing my attention on the main character’s hair colour. “Hey! Look at me!” I glance at her. “Yes starlight?” She puts my face in her hands. “Why?” I sigh, “You’re trying to get me drunk.” Jessa kisses me softly. “No, I’m not! I want you to wind down with us.” She removes herself from my waist and pulls Cece onto her waist. “I- Jessa!” Jessa smiles, “Ah, yes. Hi.” She softly kisses Cece before looking back at me. “You can be very tense and standoffish sometimes.” I nod, “I know.” Cece looks at me, “You don’t have to be that way with us.” I tilt my head, “I’m not that way around you two.”

Cece and Jessa share a look. “Ya know...just a bit...Small bit but just a bit.” Cece says, indicating with her fingers. “Oh...I’m sorry…” Jessa smiles, “No, no it’s fine gorgeous you’re just starting to open up.” She tilts her head before pausing the T.V. “You let me call you gorgeous AND you let me touch you.” I pause, “You have a good point.” Cece smiles, chiming in. “And, you let us kiss you.” A gentle blush rises to my face. “She isn’t wrong~ But We know you need a little time to get used to us. We aren’t rushing you.”

I nod, “Okay.” I silently look away. “Can I have cuddles please?” Jessa’s eyes widen, “What?” I glance at her. “I’m not repeating it, just come here.” I open my arms and Cece comes bounding into them as well as Jessa. “I heard you the first time I just needed to confirm.” I roll my eyes, kissing both of their foreheads. Even though I act like I don’t, I love these girls so much. I’m glad they’re choosing to take their time with me. I’m still not drinking the rest of that tea though. I’m not in the mood for a possible headache tomorrow.

-Lorelei


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3 years ago
Ain't Even Shocked.

Ain't even shocked.

like blue x red, black x white, etc you feel me?
3 years ago

Reblog to make a trans girls tits grow.

3 years ago

Consider it written 👀

Should I write more RE8 Stuff?

I hope you liked the piece I made for you ^^ It was hella fun to write.

I did enjoy it!!!^^ it was awesome!!! I do have this idea of Alcina having a firefighter gem s/o that comes home one day with like a broken leg and a few burns on her and just Alcina switching to over protective & let me take care of you, soft Alcina.

3 years ago

Piama: Ruelle is a homicidal maniac. And you’re not.

MC: Oh, we don’t know that yet. I’m still young!


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3 years ago

Reblog if you're a cuddler.

3 years ago

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

3 years ago

Just out of curiosity, how would you conjure me?

Alright. I have a whole plan.

On a blank wall, put four pictures.

Alcina Smiling Alcina Angry Alcina Neutral Alcina Dragon Form

Doesn't matter what order or how it's formatted.

Light three candles.

One Black, One Red, and One White.

Turn off the lights and say your name but with Dimitresu as your last name 😂

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The Secret Himbo

My aesthetic says Goth. But how I act is totally different. I look and sound intimidating as fuck but I'm not unless I need to be. 

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