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3 years ago

August: I’m so risky now! Last night I went to a crazy club! And this morning I ate yogurt that was 2 days past the “eat by” date. I am like a maniac!!!


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4 years ago

Kiss Kiss, No

Kiss Kiss, No

Kiss Kiss, No

“I don’t see why you take your coffee like that,” Helena says, glancing at me over the rim of her cup. “I don’t see why you drink tea,” I reply, rolling my eyes. “You and rolling your eyes, love. I’m surprised they haven’t rolled out of your head.” I roll my eyes again, taking a sip of my coffee. “Whatever.” I hiss, “Why is it so strong-” Helena shrugs, looking off. “I don’t know. It may be because you ordered a triple shot with no creamer and one sugar.” I sigh, crossing my legs, making a face.

“Do you need a cup of water? You have a rather sour look on your face.” I roll my eyes, “I would appreciate that thanks,” Helena rises from her seat, walking over to me. “Can I...” I roll my eyes, “Yes, you can. Thank you for asking.” Helena softly smiles, hooking a finger under my chin to bring me into a soft kiss. Gentle and sweet, I can taste the warmth of the tea on her lips. Before she walks away, I grab her hand. “No, do that again.” Helena chuckles quietly. “Don’t laugh at me.”

 She rolls her eyes before gently giving me another kiss. “Satisfied?” I cross my arms, nodding. She hums before booping me on the nose. “Hey, I didn’t say you could do that.” Helena pays no attention to what I say, walking up to the counter. “Did you order another tea?” I mutter when she came back. “No...I ordered a white flat coffee, with our names in it…for Joan” I facepalm, “Snowflake...it’s going to mess up no matter how hard you try.” She sighs, getting up. “I’ll change the design…” She sighs, walking back to the counter.

She comes back and sits at the table, slightly deflated. “Awww, snowflake...why the long face?~” I tease, smirking at Helena. “Nothing.” I sigh, “Liar. But, it’s whatever. I know what you’re upset about.” Helena glares at me, “Stay out of my mind.” I laugh, running a hand through my hair, “Can’t seem to do that snowflake. Seems it’s the same for you because I’m currently on your mind.” I lift an eyebrow, sifting through her thoughts. “So, you like kissing me?” She pauses. “What did I say about my mind?” I laugh, uncrossing my legs.

“Since you like kisses so much, kiss the next person who walks through that door.” Her eyes widen. “No.” I smile, “Come on~ I promise, I won’t get jealous, that’s not who I am.” She rolls her eyes, “I can tell that’s a lie..” I laugh louder, “Alright, your loss.” She glances at me, “Boundaries, Vinca.” I smile and roll my eyes, “Alright, snowflake.” Another half-hour of teasing goes by and Helena finally says what’s on her mind...even though I already know. “Did Joan stand us up?” I roll my eyes, crossing my legs.

“No...She said she had something to do and that she would be coming in late. Pay attention to the group chat more.” Helena sighs, “I don’t pay attention to my phone as much as you do, love.” I roll my eyes, “Oh, no shit.” I scoff, “Look, I’m going to go ahead and call her.” I pick up my phone searching for the contact labelled Brat. I call and Joan picks up on the third ring. “Hey! Hi Kitten.” Joan answers in hurried words. “You and that pet name, Jesus Christ.” I sigh, “Where are you?” I hear an engine rev up.

 “Sweetheart, are you just now coming?” I look at Helena who gives me a questioning glance. I mouth, she’s just pulling out and Helena sighs, drinking her tea silently. “What?...Yes...Yes, I am. I’m sorry.” I roll my eyes, sitting down. “It’s whatever. Just...hurry up before your coffee gets cold.” I mutter. “Okay, I promise. Love you, kitten.” I cross my arms, “I love you too.” In a slightly louder tone, she speaks again, “Love you, Helena.” Helena laughs softly. “Love you too.” With that, we hang up and wait. “Truth or dare?” “Vinca...where did that come from.” I groan, throwing my head back, “I’m boredddddd...Please pick dare.” Helena sighs, gazing at me, maintaining eye contact. “Dare...Only because I love you.” I teasingly talk back, “Awww, I love you too, snowflake!” She rolls her eyes mockingly. “I dare you to kiss the next person who comes through that door.” Helena physically delays. All of her movements stop. “Pardon my hearing...what?” I laugh, “You heard me, snowflake.” A hard look takes over her face. “No.” I sigh, “Then you have to drink the rest of my coffee. Without adding anything to it.”

“I rather drink the coffee-” We’re interrupted by the jingle of the bell above the door. I lift an eyebrow before my eyes enlarge. “I’m going to do my dare, sit tight,” Helena says, getting up and running her hands down the fabric of her skirt. “You got lucky,” I answer, rolling my eyes and crossing my arms. Joan smiles as Helena walks up to her. She’s not even the chance to talk before Helena pulled her in a passionate kiss. I could see the shock in Joan’s eyes. I scoff to cover a laugh and wait for them to finish making out.

I sit back in my seat. I scroll through my phone before it is plucked from between my fingers. “What the fu-” Warm lips find mine, a familiar taste. I tilt my head, “You invaded my personal space, but yes sweetheart?” I lick my lips, looking at her. “I’m here. Sorry for sleeping in.” I murmur, “You had a long night.” She smiles, “Also, you look amazing.” I laugh, “I know.” Helena laughs. The rest of the day is chill, with more teasing and a bit of truth or dare. Helena still won’t do that dare again, I respect that, I wouldn’t want to kiss someone who isn’t my lover.

-Vinca


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4 years ago

Locker Room Talk, Christmas! Day 10

Amara and Helena walk in laughing and talking.

Helena: No! No! It was fun, truly.

Amara: Are you sure?

Helena: Yes! You are very good with your sword.

Amara: Thank you, Helena.

Helena: Anyti-

Onyx and Emeril walk around them carrying a banner, going on their tippy-toes to get the banner over them. They end up hitting Amara and Helena in the face.

Amara: Hold on! Hold on! What are you doing?

Onyx: Decor! Fifteen days until Christmas.

Helena: Pardon me for asking but

Amara: Onyx...what exactly is Christmas?

Emeril: I don't either...But she said help and decorate in the same sentence so~

Onyx: Awww...Meril- You could have told me.

Emeril: I'm sorry.

Amara and Helena look at each other, before getting the banner and putting it up where Onyx wanted.

Onyx: Thanks, loves! I'll explain what it is. Sit, my children.

Amara, Helena, and Emeril sit down as she explains Christmas with flare, making them laugh.

Helena: Mmm...Okay, I think I understand.

Onyx: What have you learned?

Helena: Light the fireplace on Christmas Eve.

Onyx: No!

Emeril: Lock the refrigerator!

Onyx: No...Emeril...

Amara: Don't let strange men with thick moustaches and beards into your home. Specifically of the snowy white colour.

Onyx: This is hopeless.


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3 years ago

Arthur: Okay. Rule number 1, do not go off on your own. Rule number 2, if you do go off on your own, do not go in the woods. Rule number 3, if you do go into the woods, never, ever, EVER make out in the woods, or you will DIE in the woods…

Clyde:

Arthur: Where’s Logan and TK?

Clyde: Breaking rules 1, 2 and 3.


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3 years ago

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!!

More Encanto memes! As promised but im half sorry for making these shnasjnksa

More Encanto Memes! As Promised But Im Half Sorry For Making These Shnasjnksa
More Encanto Memes! As Promised But Im Half Sorry For Making These Shnasjnksa
More Encanto Memes! As Promised But Im Half Sorry For Making These Shnasjnksa
More Encanto Memes! As Promised But Im Half Sorry For Making These Shnasjnksa
More Encanto Memes! As Promised But Im Half Sorry For Making These Shnasjnksa
More Encanto Memes! As Promised But Im Half Sorry For Making These Shnasjnksa

Listen,,, I’m going to make more… that’s inevitable jsakjmas

3 years ago

Woo! At least I’m suffering in character!

I’m writing a scene between Valdemar, my OC Cairo, and Navra. While listening to music.

So the song Nobody by Mitski comes on and I’m vibin then I realized...

I CAN INCORPORATE THIS!

SO

After Cairo and Valdemar broke up Cairo is just getting over them. About to start seeing Navra. At the masquerade Valdemar was talking to another doctor and while Cairo was doing their own thing. Navra and Cairo are smiling and joking and she walks off probably for food. They pick up on a distant convo. From a certain set of Doctors. Julian, Nazali, and Valdemar? Maybe?

"Valdemar, who are you staring at."

They(Cairo) turn around with a bright smile and they make eye contact. The smile fades instantly.

"Nobody, don't worry about it."

Cairo, heartbroken all over again because they thought they were at least someone to Valdemar since...they were engaged since they were 27. They run off to the restroom, and stare in the mirror repeating the word “Nobody” in the mirror saying it to themself, sobbing. Navra hears them get louder when as the sadness starts to turn to anger and then it slowly slips into defeat as they collapse to the floor. Dramatic? Yes. Needed? Probably...not? Connection with Navra? Will get stronger. Valdemar? Going to get their ass kicked. Hotel? Trivago. Oh and I started sobbing myself while writing the scene...I need a therapist.


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3 years ago

God Bless the Lesbians.

Me, during Episode Nine Season on of Orange is the New Black. At timestamp 28:46


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3 years ago

For Writers:

Reblog if it’s okay for your followers to leave you an ask telling you what the one thing is they remember you for as a writer.  Is it a scene or a detail or a specific line? Is it something like style or characterization?  Is it that one weird kink they never thought they’d be into, but oh my god wow self-discovery time?

3 years ago

YO WAIT

I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!

I'M GETTING THE SAME VIBES!

Someone tell me why I’m getting similar vibes from ‘Cell Block Tango’ (Chicago) and ‘Ex-Wives’ (SIX)?


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3 years ago

Prompt #7

TW: Character Death, Possibly

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My aesthetic says Goth. But how I act is totally different. I look and sound intimidating as fuck but I'm not unless I need to be. 

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