I Was Told That I Am Intimidating Until I Open My Mouth And Talk.

"Why am I easy for you to forget like that?"

CW: Post Break-Up, Angst, Coffee Shop AU

You walk into your local coffee shop. You absolutely despised going on Wednesdays at this specific time because,

“Good morning, love. The usual?” “Daniela, you left me two months ago.” “Yes, I know.”

She rolls her eyes as she prepares your coffee, just the way you like it. "Do Wednesdays still strike you as hard as they did before without me?" Daniela gave you a sly grin. She has no right to say that! "Please, Daniela, don't start this shit. I'm not in the mood."

"When my lips were on you, Wednesdays weren't so unpleasant." “Daniela.” “Sorry! I can’t help but flirt!”

Your card is clenched between your fingers. "I'm done with you, Daniela. You abandoned me, and it hurt." Before she sighs, her eyes dilate. "Yes, I'm aware, and I apologize." She had a genuine look on her face.

“Give me the goddamn coffee so I can forget you for the week.”

She instantly snatches the coffee back, looking at you with a broad-eyed expression. Tears slowly start to well up in her eyes. “Why am I easy for you to forget like that? You just get your coffee and my face vanishes from your mind?” She clutches it in her fingers. You see the cup start to bend.

“Ideally, but that doesn’t happen, now does it? I still come back here.” “You are so full of shit!” “Says the one who left in the fucking first place!”

The lid of the cup pops off and the coffee splashes out. The two of you made a scene. Exactly what you needed this morning. “Look what you did, Daniela!” She throws the cup down and when she looks at you, it is pure hatred. She throws down the apron. She walks out of the cafe, and disappears in the middle of the road in an angry swarm of flies.

This happened this month. I am so scared 😂

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Juliette: What is your biggest weakness?

Poison: I can be uncooperative.

Juliette: Okay, can you give me an example?

Poison: No.

Juliette: Why?

Poison: NO.

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Locker Room Talk, Christmas! Day 10

Amara and Helena walk in laughing and talking.

Helena: No! No! It was fun, truly.

Amara: Are you sure?

Helena: Yes! You are very good with your sword.

Amara: Thank you, Helena.

Helena: Anyti-

Onyx and Emeril walk around them carrying a banner, going on their tippy-toes to get the banner over them. They end up hitting Amara and Helena in the face.

Amara: Hold on! Hold on! What are you doing?

Onyx: Decor! Fifteen days until Christmas.

Helena: Pardon me for asking but

Amara: Onyx...what exactly is Christmas?

Emeril: I don't either...But she said help and decorate in the same sentence so~

Onyx: Awww...Meril- You could have told me.

Emeril: I'm sorry.

Amara and Helena look at each other, before getting the banner and putting it up where Onyx wanted.

Onyx: Thanks, loves! I'll explain what it is. Sit, my children.

Amara, Helena, and Emeril sit down as she explains Christmas with flare, making them laugh.

Helena: Mmm...Okay, I think I understand.

Onyx: What have you learned?

Helena: Light the fireplace on Christmas Eve.

Onyx: No!

Emeril: Lock the refrigerator!

Onyx: No...Emeril...

Amara: Don't let strange men with thick moustaches and beards into your home. Specifically of the snowy white colour.

Onyx: This is hopeless.