Liliane: Good Responses For Being Stabbed With A Knife?

Liliane: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Hazel: Oh I made that!

Lorelei: That’s fair.

Ruelle: Can I keep it?

Xenia:...This. Again.

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3 years ago

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4 years ago

Locker Room Talk Pt.12

Altea: Can you two quit it with that?

Onyx: But baby girl~ You're so small, shortcake.

Runa: I have to agree, you are short.

Altea: I AM ONE INCH TALLER THAN YOU ONYX!

Onyx: Not from where I'm standing.

Runa: Last time I checked little one, you were the youngest in the sorority.

Altea: Runa, shut up!

Suddenly their teasing gazes turn even more teasing.

Onyx: But who said short girls aren't sexy?

Altea: What?

Runa: She isn't wrong, princess.

Altea: W-what?!

Onyx: You were being bratty just a second ago, Altea...What changed?

Altea: Y-your attitudes changed! You switched from-

Runa smirked softly, taking Altea's chin in her finger.

Runa: I have no idea what you mean...

Altea internal screaming


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4 years ago

Locker Room Talk Pt.15

The Ultimate After Workout Locker Room Talk

Amara walks into the locker rooms first in a bra and white short with after an amazing gym session. Her face is slightly pink and her skin is dripping with sweat.

Amara: That was a good session everyone

Aurora and Ranza walk in side beside in white bra's and red shorts, matching. While Ranza's hair is up in a ponytail, towel around her shoulders, Rory's hair is down and her towel it slung over her shoulder. Both of them have bandages around their hands.

Aurora: I need a cold shower- The fuck-

Ranza: I agree with both Amara and Aurora.

Helena's hair is in a high bun and her bandages are still tied around her hands. She is just as sweaty. Instead of shorts like the rest of them, she's wearing light grey sweatpants.

Helena: I have to agree it was a satisfying session.

Nora groaned walking in, holding the towel around her neck. Her hair was messy and she was POURING sweat from training with Helena. The bandage still on her hands. She sits against her locker, pouring water down her body as she talked...Almost everyone staring at her.

Nora: You say that because you won every time!

Helena: I'm skilled at what I do. But you'll get there.

Jessa bumped Lorelei's shoulder, smiling. They're almost matching. Jessa's wearing Lorelei's baggy sweatpants and a dark blue bra. Lorelei is just wearing white bra and brown shorts. Both of them are raining sweat, Lorelei's hair's a mess but Jessa still wants another round.

Jessa: I need a redo!

Lorelei: Starlight...you lost five times...

Jessa: So?! Gorgeous, I deserve to win a round.

Mackenzie and Revi are the next couple to enter the locker room. Mac is sweating a river while Revi is as energetic as always. Mac is wearing a white bra and green shorts.

Mac: I'll let you run with me under the full moon tonight...I promise it's amazing.

Revi: I bet it is.

Mac: But a cold shower does sound good right about now.

Revi: Agreed.

After losing to Nova repeatedly Madison's skin is sleek with sweat. Nova is sweating as well, but not as hard as Madison. Nova wears her regular black bra and shorts and Madison is wearing a dark magenta bra and black tight sweatpants.

Nova: You did good today.

Madison: You did even better. Taking me down time after time.

Nova: It's nothing compared to how you lasted longer than anyone else I've dueled.

Madison: I'm free after a meeting...Want to get some extra training in?

Nova: Of course ^^

Ruelle and Vinca walk in, side by side. Ruelle yawns and scratches her bare stomach. Vinca rolls her eyes.

Vinca: You cheated.

Ruelle: Not cheating if I'm using my resources.

Vinca: Who told you that.

Ruelle: Mistress Xenia.

Vinca: She...surprisingly isn't wrong.

Zhora walks in last and heads straight to the showers. Her skin extremely damp and her hair uncomfortably messed up.


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3 years ago

Reblog if you wouldn’t mind some curious anons right now❣️🤫

3 years ago

Song: Lunchbox Friends by Melanie Martinez

That's why my 2022 started off depressing.

the title of the last song you listened to is how ur 2022's gonna go


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3 years ago

Writing Commissions!

Finally, I am starting commissions. I’ve been wanting to do this for a while but now since I’ve finally gotten the confidence I am going to finally start commissions.

Here is my Ko-Fi in case you do in fact want buy a commission from me or just want to help with my current goal. Now to the important stuff…the commissions.

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OCs based on music

You are to send me a song and I make an OC out of it. I usually do not design the character’s looks but if that is requested of me, I will.

Example

$25

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Scripts

This is where I make scripts! Whether it be a monologue for your theatre class or a dialogue between two or more characters. Even a script for your ASMR channel. This is what you’re looking for! Every script starts at one page. If you want more than a page it will go up by 10 dollars.

Example

Starts at $10

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Short Stories

Self-explanatory. Regular short stories are a little over 2000. Describe what you want and I will do my best to write with what you gave me.

Example

$10

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Smut

If you know, you know. If you are looking for a bit of spice for your reading enjoyment you want some smut. Now here’s the vibe. Minors, as in people under the age of 18 can not buy these. That means ID verification. You will send me a picture of you holding your ID with a piece of paper. The paper will have to say “A.I Commissions” with the current date when you message me. You can cover up your address, name, and other personal info. All I need to see is your DoB and Photo on your ID. If this doesn’t happen, I will forbid you from ever getting a commission again. 

I will send the example personally

$30

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Poems

Couldn’t forget the poems! All I need for a poem is a prompt. If not a prompt, I’ll surprise you! If you want to convey a certain emotion then tell me what emotion you want to convey and I will portray it the best way I can.

Example

$10

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Incorrect Quotes

All you need is the example

Example

$5

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Extra Notes: I can do fanfic type of things. The fandoms I can do…

MHA

Steven Universe

The Arcana

Lovestruck

Helluva Boss

Hazbin Hotel

Resident Evil: Village

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3 years ago

"You're the only thing I think I got right."

"You're The Only Thing I Think I Got Right."

Source

CW: Happy Crying Romantic Daniela

Daniela and you take a stroll around the vineyard at Castle Dimitrescu. She grips your hand firmly. You two were laughing and smiling together while talking about nothing. Daniela then falls quiet.

“Dani?” “You know…You're the only thing I think I got right.”

When you glance at her, you notice tears welling up in her eyes. “Daniela? What's the matter?" She wipes the tears from her eyes and smiles warmly at you. "You are literally the most amazing person on the planet! And I'm happy to call you mine." She kisses your forehead before taking both of your hands in her own.

“You are so gorgeous, and smart, and you’re so fucking hilarious and-”

With a passionate kiss, you cut short her words. When you do this, it catches her by surprise, and you both fall to the ground. As she drapes her arms around your neck, you can feel the pleasant smile on her lips. When you break the kiss, you both speak at the same time, the same sentence leaving your lips.

“I love you.”


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3 years ago

Look at the boyyyyyyyyy

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

3 years ago
I'm Fr Dressed Like A Varsity Football Player

I'm fr dressed like a varsity football player

TAG GAME

Stumbled across a cute picrew, hopefully y'all like it

TAG GAME

tagging (no pressure) : @fuckboym4tt @sylveren @annieswifey @cuz-like-why-not @captainseb @miikoos @animated-moon @mercieder @melsuki @sunarent + anyone who'd like to <33

4 years ago

Locker Room Talk Pt.9

Nova approaches Nora while she's getting dressed for her next training lesson.

Nova: Nora *whispering*

Nora: Yes?

Nova: Why is everyone staring at me?

Nora: Hm?

Nova: The whole locker room...They are staring at me.

Nora: You are very beautiful, who wouldn't?

Nova: No...I mean...they keep staring at my pants.

Nora: Why do they keep staring at you pan-

Nora glances down at Nova's pants and her eyes widen.

Nova: What?

Nora: You...you don't feel that?

Nova: Feel what?

Nora: The...the...

Nora breaks into giggling.

Nova: Why are you laughing at me? This isn't funny.

Nora: No...it's how you're wearing your pants...you might as well just be in your boxer shorts.

Nova: Please explain...

Nora silently takes Nova's hand and drags her to the nearest shower mirror.

Nora: Look.

While Nora is laughing to the point of tears, Nova figures out what it is.

Nova: Oh...

Nora: Yeah...*loud wheezing* Mhm...

Nova: Please breathe..


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satan-was-a-himbo - The Secret Himbo
The Secret Himbo

My aesthetic says Goth. But how I act is totally different. I look and sound intimidating as fuck but I'm not unless I need to be. 

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