I'm Gonna Use My Tumble Account As A Mental Health Diary / Someplace To Write Cringe Motivational Posts

Midoriya: [Holds up piece of paper] What’s this?

Todoroki: My to-do list.

Midoriya: But it’s just my name written a hundred times.

Todoroki: [looks everywhere but not at Midoriya] [sweats profusely]

why not

robot lobster

I just want someone to buy me food...

yeah so im depressed bc i watched buzzfeed’s firsts with noah centineo and the fact ?? that he told the girl to bring a book ?? on his first date ?? so they could read as the sun went down ?? and they read for 3 hours ?? if that’s not a perfect man then idk what fucking is

Severitus #1 (feat; Death Eaters)

Severus Snape = Sev Harry Potter = Harry Lucius Malfoy = Luc Narcissa Malfy = Cissy

Scenario;

Severus Snape spies on Dumbledore to see where he places Harry after the unfortunate events. Seeing him leave the baby on the doorstep, Severus decides to take Harry in…

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Sev: GUYS LOOK!  Cissy: Sev? Where did you steal that baby? Luc: Sev commited kidnapping? Harry: ??? Sev: MY NEW SON Cissy: Sev where did u even get him? Luc: (sees the scar) Holy Merlin’s pajama socks, is that Harry Potter? Harry: ?? gagaaaaa (raises his hands at Lucius) Sev: He already likes you, Luc! Cissy: Oh please tell me you at least told someone you were gonna kidnap the BWL? Luc: I’M AN UNCLE! Sev: I’M A DAD Cissy: GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!!

Later;

Cissy: I’m ur fav auntie, ain’t I? Harry: Gah! Sev & Luc sitting in the Time Out Corner

oh im not 100% sure abt the cruiciatus, i just remember he was tortured and assumed it was crucio lol... any fic like that w torture even wo crucio that you know of would be a big help

Hey anon! Off the top of my head, Frayach’s Beyond the Ken of Maps, @firethesound‘s And I Know the Spark, and @thegertie‘s Once Spoken are really good fics that include torture. I think they’re all on AO3, and recommend them!

Nox: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying. Chase: And? Nox: And you are.

hey! i know this is weird coming from me because i’ve been MIA for a year and like — who even am i?? but i just want to address what i’m sure we’ve all been noticing on tumblr for a while now

and i’m sure this is happening in other fandoms too but i specifically only write for the harry potter fandom (literally just draco but that’s besides the point) so that’s what i want to talk about

anyways i’m sure by now we’ve all come to realize that hp fics on this app have hit an all time low

unless you’re writing a fic basically just about smut (and no shame to those that do that) your writing probably scores next to no notes and as a writer myself i know that you’re not supposed to do it for the notes but it’s honestly so demotivating to put so much effort into a piece of writing you’re super proud of and have it get no likes or reblogs because it’s not smut

tumblr isn’t what it used to be and so many people are leaving and as a singular blog it’s like well what the hell can i do about that?

but at the same time i know a lot of other people (and i’m hoping all of you) feel the exact same way as i do and i want to try and do something to bring old harry potter tumblr back

i’m not positive if everyone i tagged is even active anymore or still writes for harry potter… for those of you that have left the app or the fandom and do not wish to be included that is perfectly fine and i wish you well!! i also realize a few of the people i tagged are planning on leaving soon as well and if that’s still your choice afterwards that’s obviously okay too

for everyone else, i’m not even sure what we can do or where to start

i don’t want to tell writers “oh, from now on you can only write and post about angst” or “if a fic contains smut make sure you don’t interact with it” like that is absolutely not the message i’m trying to get across

but what i’m saying is maybe we can try and host an event where for a brief period writers of the harry potter fandom from when tumblr was at its peak (and of course newer and older ones as well) can come back all together and write to our hearts content with x reader angst and fluff to gain attention and traction for our favourite characters and try and make this fandom what it used to be

and obviously that may not be ideal because we all have our own lives and most of us are in school and have jobs so like when can we even do this?? but i for one thought christmas break was a good idea and saying that i recognize not everyone celebrates christmas but from what i know most schools still have a holiday break??

anyways it’s literally just a brain storm at the moment and this might flop and i’ll be embarrassed for a bit but if you read this far thank you for hearing me out

if anyone agrees and maybe wants to do something (it doesn’t have to be what i proposed at all) or has a better idea about how to do this please comment/like/reblog, send an ask, tag your moots, please get people interested and informed because i know i missed a million tags and i’m sorry for anyone i forgot

@acaceta @dracoscene @dracosathenaeum @magicchai @ameliasbitvh @weaselbrownie @fredshufflepuff @saintlike78 @kpostedsum @prettygirlkay @silverdelirium @underappreciated-spoon-321 @dr4cking @littlemissnoname13 @hellounicorn @henqtic @yoooespinosa @mellifluousart @darkgreenqueen @desiredmalfoy @pinkandblueblurbs @eunoniaa @malfoysstilinski @drawlfoy @war-sword @gryffindors-weasley @ginnyweasely @fuckingdraco @leydileyla @rainyreading @ameliora-j @ronweasleysslut @dracodear

Most popular fics of 2017

✔ subjectively sorted by Hits || alphabetically listed || as of 2018.06 ✔ lists of longest fics in 2017   +   lists of all the fests in 2017 ✔ most popular fics of other years

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100,000 Galleons by @bixgirl1 [28k]

(Un)Calculated Risk by @l0vegl0wsinthedark [6k]

All the Sense in the World by @l0vegl0wsinthedark [10k]

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Blood and Fire by @lqtraintracks [44k]

Blood Bag by FangirlWolfie [123k]

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Bruises to the soul by @casknowsaboutwizards [119k]

Buy A Heart by xErised [17k]

Cabin Fever by aphiceland [15k]

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Dear Enemy by @gingertodgers [69k]

Deeper by wonderussam [1k]

dirtynumbangelboy by @magpiefngrl [39k]

The Dragon’s Courtship by Madriddler [107k]

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Embers by @shiftylinguini [41k]

Étoile des Neiges by @bloodyflammable [32k]

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Flutterflies by @jilliancares [14k]

Foolproof by @acciotomriddle [14k]

Forgive Me, Father by malfxy [43k]

The Frisky Furnishings of Malfoy Manor by @writcraft [19k]

The Full Monty by @magpiefngrl [9k]

For The Greater Good by @jadepresley [62k]

Harry Potter and his Boyfriend’s Massive Cock by @mugglelissa [1k]

Head Over Heels by birdsofshore & @shiftylinguini [6k]

The Heart’s Honest Truth by @bixgirl1 & @carpemermaidtales [16k]

Heartlines by @shiftylinguini [72k]

Heat of the Heart by @carpemermaidtales [6k]

Heat of the Moment by @writcraft [2k]

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Just Friends (or Why Draco Malfoy Shouldn’t Have Sex in His Office) by @unadulteratedstorycollector [34k]

Just Go With It by @o0o-chibaken-o0o & @l0vegl0wsinthedark [3k]

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Snape walking in: …and why would that be?

Dumbles: DRARRY SEVERUS. DRARRY.

Snape:

Dumbles:

Snape: you really do have too much spare time

Dumbles:…pff I dont know what you’re talking about *disapparates*

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