Severus Snape = Sev Harry Potter = Harry Lucius Malfoy = Luc Narcissa Malfy = Cissy
Severus Snape spies on Dumbledore to see where he places Harry after the unfortunate events. Seeing him leave the baby on the doorstep, Severus decides to take Harry in…
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Sev: GUYS LOOK! Cissy: Sev? Where did you steal that baby? Luc: Sev commited kidnapping? Harry: ??? Sev: MY NEW SON Cissy: Sev where did u even get him? Luc: (sees the scar) Holy Merlin’s pajama socks, is that Harry Potter? Harry: ?? gagaaaaa (raises his hands at Lucius) Sev: He already likes you, Luc! Cissy: Oh please tell me you at least told someone you were gonna kidnap the BWL? Luc: I’M AN UNCLE! Sev: I’M A DAD Cissy: GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!!
Later;
Cissy: I’m ur fav auntie, ain’t I? Harry: Gah! Sev & Luc sitting in the Time Out Corner
May 26. May 26. May 26. May 26. May 26.
Can you make a Draco Malfoy aesthetic?
Draco Malfoy
the boy who didn't have a choice
This is amazing
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Sooner or later even nature itself will be capitalised 😭
Income and tree canopies: In US cities, access to clean air, cooler air, shade, and greenery segregated by income.
dads
…it’s the potion fumes, you know. Simple, explanation 😇
A lot of the substances we think of as protection against the supernatural (e.g. salt, silver, garlic) are actually antibacterial, and would have helped stave off infections and illnesses that people once attributed to supernatural influence.
Based on this, I want to see a story where vampires are repelled by hand sanitizer.
Harry: So let me get this straight, you broke my bloody nose, became a Death Eater, and spent months trying to kill Dumbledore while harming others in the process, all at the age of sixteen?
Draco: Lemme just say from the bottom of my heart—–my bad.
the boy who lived makes an excellent chair -draco
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