✔ subjectively sorted by Hits || alphabetically listed || as of 2018.06 ✔ lists of longest fics in 2017 + lists of all the fests in 2017 ✔ most popular fics of other years
100,000 Galleons by @bixgirl1 [28k]
(Un)Calculated Risk by @l0vegl0wsinthedark [6k]
All the Sense in the World by @l0vegl0wsinthedark [10k]
Balance, Imperfect by @bixgirl1 [91k]
Blood and Fire by @lqtraintracks [44k]
Blood Bag by FangirlWolfie [123k]
Bonded Consort by Lomonaaeren [89k]
Breathe Again by kcstories [64k]
Bruises to the soul by @casknowsaboutwizards [119k]
Buy A Heart by xErised [17k]
Cabin Fever by aphiceland [15k]
Christmas Is For Sex (and Love), So Give It To Me by @goldentruth813 [53k]
The Claiming of Grimmauld Place by @bixgirl1 [74k]
Conscience by sordidhumor [730k]
Dear Enemy by @gingertodgers [69k]
Deeper by wonderussam [1k]
dirtynumbangelboy by @magpiefngrl [39k]
The Dragon’s Courtship by Madriddler [107k]
Dreaming of Harry by @writcraft [11k]
Embers by @shiftylinguini [41k]
Étoile des Neiges by @bloodyflammable [32k]
February 15th by @disillusionist9 [23k]
Flutterflies by @jilliancares [14k]
Foolproof by @acciotomriddle [14k]
Forgive Me, Father by malfxy [43k]
The Frisky Furnishings of Malfoy Manor by @writcraft [19k]
The Full Monty by @magpiefngrl [9k]
For The Greater Good by @jadepresley [62k]
Harry Potter and his Boyfriend’s Massive Cock by @mugglelissa [1k]
Head Over Heels by birdsofshore & @shiftylinguini [6k]
The Heart’s Honest Truth by @bixgirl1 & @carpemermaidtales [16k]
Heartlines by @shiftylinguini [72k]
Heat of the Heart by @carpemermaidtales [6k]
Heat of the Moment by @writcraft [2k]
Hermione Granger’s Hogwarts Crammer for Delinquents on the Run by @waspabi [93k]
His Little Something by @o0o-chibaken-o0o [6k]
Hurricane by phrynne [121k]
Hurt Me, Fuck Me (Just Don’t Hate Me) by @l0vegl0wsinthedark [5k]
I Do What I Want by @xx-thedarklord-xx [509k]
In Evidence of Magical Theory by @bixgirl1 [43k]
In the Shadow of Your Heart by @lqtraintracks [51k]
Instruction For A Misplaced Slytherin by @bixgirl1 [8k]
It’s Joggers Season (or so the Muggles say) by @carpemermaidtales [10k]
Just Friends (or Why Draco Malfoy Shouldn’t Have Sex in His Office) by @unadulteratedstorycollector [34k]
Just Go With It by @o0o-chibaken-o0o & @l0vegl0wsinthedark [3k]
Kiss Me Not by @dorthyanndrarry [21k]
Leave Your Mark by @gullviva [26k]
Ligabus Filium by @tessacrowley [41k]
Like Cinderella, But With Cock by @l0vegl0wsinthedark [8k]
Lockdown by Vorabiza (Biza) [35k]
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but i’m snorting
This shouldn’t be so funny
A lot of the substances we think of as protection against the supernatural (e.g. salt, silver, garlic) are actually antibacterial, and would have helped stave off infections and illnesses that people once attributed to supernatural influence.
Based on this, I want to see a story where vampires are repelled by hand sanitizer.
Yes, trying to reach a pack of pens on the top shelf - i’m too short
sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?
Nox: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying. Chase: And? Nox: And you are.
THE NEW JACKET!!!
I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!
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I didn't do enough work today, or as much as I would have like. I fear falling behind and never catching up and being overwhelmed. Even though I didn't do much work, I still took the time to watch an episode of a drama I really like.
At the end of the day, I feel guilty for my lack of productivity.
It's almost half ten, and I know I should go to sleep now. But part of me says I should work, work through the night to make up for the time I wasted not working.
But I'm going to go to sleep. So that I have the energy to do better tomorrow 😊
draco's just goin through something, pansy
this is all i can give you while i'm on a temporary hiatus, sincerest apologies
so cute!!!
Malfoys fighting …it never ends well