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YES AND THE BEATLES 

Ruby Redfort would’ve listened to ABBA (even if it was just on the radio) and that makes me so happy

del/ruby headcanon that del gives ruby her varsity jacket to wear in high school and ruby wears it ALL THE TIME 

I’m a firm believer that Sabrina and Brant are very very blonde and when Ruby came out with hair as dark as dirt everyone just thought she was adopted 

the poses the question: ruby = adopted?? maybe?? would make sense??

ruby: pussy. 

the count: I will knock your ass out- 

I love these 

hihi so for some reason my tumblr decided to be wiped out, but anyways, here are my picrews of what ruby redfort and her girls look like:

ruby

mouse

del

red

i am shamelessly reblogging this

clancy walking into an inanimate object: excuse me

ruby walking into an inanimate object: fuck you, fuck your mum, fuck your kids 

ai??

the way leigh made these characters so unlike yet so alike normal fucking 17 year olds is fully beyond me 

the crows are so much funnier than the fandom give them credit for

here are just SOME of the funniest moments throughout the books

“….you can find your way to Ravka or Matthias’ grandmother’s house for all i care” “leave my grandmother out of this”

obviously the ghost scene

pay someone to pay someone to pay someone to

“you speak Fjerdan about as well as i speak moose” “moose is probably your native tongue”

‘Had they blown up the lab? Kaz had definitely NOT told them to blow up the lab’

The deadpan ‘He had not been shot’

Kaz trying to justify his decision if bringing Wylan along to the rest of the crows: “ i told you, ✨hidden depths✨” “see Jesper, ✨marketable skillz✨”

‘“You all look so young, where are your parents?” Wylan and Jesper burst out laughing’

“This many people having fun in one place might have shocked the Fjerdan right out of you”

“I.Should.Let.You.Die”

Nina trying to bring Kaz back: “The Ice Court, remember? 3 million kruge?” Kaz’s eyes cleared. “4 million”

“You couldn’t look guiltier if you were performing the role of Thief #3 in a penny play on East Stave”

“Who wants to buy i coat in the dead on night?” “Tourists”

“Tiny and Ferocious, just like you”

“Unless you have a unicorn for him to ride away on, there is no scenario that guarantees Kuwei’s safety”

‘They could fake a pregnancy. They couldn’t fake an actual birth. Or maybe they could, he wouldn’t put anything past Kaz at this point”

“He has a very soothing baritone”

‘“I’d prefer a pair of sable-lined swimming trunks, but we can’t always get what we want” A furrow appeared between Kuwei’s brows. His understanding of Kerch had apparently been reached and surpassed’

The Wyvil

Matthias thinking they should just let Nina and Jesper flirt the entirety of Ketterdam into submission

That MASTERPIECE of a scene where Jesper and Kaz have a random petty fistfight, and all the other crows literally move out of the way, and then when Wylan tries to get someone to stop them they just shrug and go ‘I mean they aren’t using their weapons let them fight it out’ and THEN Colm coming him and scolding them and both of them IMMEDIATELY stopping

“Whatever you say, Llewelyn”

Nina’s singing

Wylan and Kaz falling through the ceiling onto Van Eck’s dinner party will ALWAYS be iconic

Kaz’s chapters in general are absolutely HILARIOUS, but my personal favorite is when he’s depending on Matthias Not Betraying them, and he thinks something like this:

‘Either he was right and Matthias’ feeling for Nina would prove enough, or Kaz was about to pay for all those talking tree jokes’

The talking tree jokes in question

The initiation ceremony where the tree teaches you the secret handshake

‘His first thought was that this boy had the most beautiful lips he’d ever seen, and his second was that he was probably about to die’ Wylan honey we’ve got to talk about your priorities

“Is it that bad?” “No, you just have really ugly feet”

That scene at the start of Six of Crows where Van Eck has Kaz tied to a chair and is explaining what he needs, and then is explaining why he needs Kaz specifically, talking about how his De Kappel painting was stolen which is a really impressive feat, while Kaz is vehemently denying that he had anything to do with it although it was obviously him

Wylan being passive aggressive while Jesper is trailing after him trying to apologize for the Kuwei thing

“Can’t we just enter as performers? I hear Wylan really kills it on the flute”

Inej getting Nina’s cookie jar after she gets back and Jesper being offended that he didn’t get to take some

Nina making fun of Kaz’s haircut

“Is my tie straight?”

That’s all I can think of for now, i’m sure there’s more so if you think of something feel free to add on

crows be like:

“you kept me like a secret/i kept you like an oath” okay??!? and just like that i am All Too Unwell

clancy walking into an inanimate object: excuse me

ruby walking into an inanimate object: fuck you, fuck your mum, fuck your kids 

1938

I’m sorry i’m so inactive rn but i’ve just moved schools so that’s been... a lot, but i have a bunch of headcanons I wanna post soon :)

IM EXCITED NOW 

I’m working on something RR related but I feel like it’s gonna take a while. It’s possibly a bit stupid but it could also help get it recognised a bit more 👀

without a shadow of a doubt

does spectrum have a time travel agency? it has to. or at least it’s in the works. like there are SO MANY SPECTRUMS, surely ONE of them has to be time travel, or at least will be in the future ya know??

also that bids the question: what to the other spectrums do?? if anyone knows/has theories please share I must know

clancy crew I'd die and kill for you

so I was at dymocks yesterday (like australian barnes and noble) and I saw this kid contemplate buying ruby redfort and I just stood there whispering ‘buy the book buy the book buy the book buy the book buy the book’

i think they did too 

and it's so like..modern too. she’s meant to be living life in the 70s, why does her room LOOK LIKE THAT WHERE IS ALL THE STEREOTYPICAL 70S STUFF

lol ruby redfort canonically keeps cups and plates and cutlery in her room until there is literally none left in the redfort household. 

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

the fact that this is my old acc I got logged out of-

lol ruby redfort canonically keeps cups and plates and cutlery in her room until there is literally none left in the redfort household. 

Albert Julius Olsson (English, 1864–1942)

DUDE ESPECIALLY BC HER MUM’S A COSTUME DESIGNER 

LIKE THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED THE GROUP DID A FULL ON COSTUME TOGETHER, MOSTLY BC OF RED, SINCE HER MUM HAD ACCESS TO ALL THESE COSTUMES

In honour of spooky season (even though it’s not really a thing in Australia) how do you all think the RR characters would spend Halloween?

Everyday I’m amazed at how Lauren Child managed to create such a likable character as MOUSE HUXTABLE while still making her such a minor part of the story with almost no contribution to the plot-

I love Mouse, you love Mouse, we love Mouse, etc

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 THANK U!!

gah I love how these posts find their way around the internet it’s so cool

I was happily wasting my time on IG just now and I saw this and I thought of you, babies, I love you so much <3 <3 <3

@mellowavengersstuff @dont-you-dare-imagine @leaphia @leftperfectionmoon

what I wouldn’t give to be apart of Ruby’s friend group. 

reblog if you like girls and pasta

ya know that one tiktok edit audio where its like 

seek them out know one by one, dropping bodies like a nun etc etc, 

if that doesn’t have major lorelei von leyden vibes idk what does tbh.