Why Isn’t Your Last Name Sterling?

Imagine if you will

TWILIGHT ZONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Imagine if you will, myself, jumping over a shark in a thunderstorm to dunk a basketball.

Like this. Only possible in... The Twilight Zone.

I want you to know that as I’m scrolling my feed and one of your posts pop up I get jumpscared every time, as I only followed you recently and my brain autocompletes looking at your profile pic and confuses it with the now defunct (and can get fucked) neil gaiman.

I unfollowed him after all the allegations and every time one of your posts pops up my brain flips out thinking, “I thought i blocked this bitch.”

But then I realize it’s just my beloved mr serling

Unlike Neil Gaimen I have never sexually assaulted people.

@twilight-zone-as-tma-fears

Here’s the previously mentioned blog I was talking about

Well I'll be damned.

Imagine, if you will, a love letter. Now imagine it passionate. It’s brimming with homosexual love.

I'm imagining. Wow that was really passionate and homosexual.

Transliterating Writing Humachine

Visual Massage #212/300, H3lix.

10 Sept 2021.

What's your favourite thing that has happened in the Twilight Zone

That it was broadcast, for you all to see.

re: "please for the love of god tell me you're him"

i am Fucking Dumb.

mod here: You're fine! To me he does have "could be on social media" vibe, similar to Rick Astley.

the two fundamental truths of historical and contemporary mankind:

we were just as smart then as we are now

we are just as stupid now as we were then

Mod Serling Here! My computer claims that I made posts for Rod Serling 4 hours ago, and I remember doing so, but I was also asleep 4 hours ago??