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In the Twilight Zone. straight up "narrating it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My epeesodes

Why isn’t your last name Sterling?

You might as well ask why doesn't the Sun orbit the Moon. It simply is how things are, and how things will continue to be.

this blog hates donald trump

New JFK conspiracy: the car shot him

calling my horse "white boy" so when i make him gallop i say "Go, white boy, go!"

I go to the grocery store, heading straight for the dairy section. Positioning myself in the middle of the milk shelf, I let out one single long, wailing, cheese-curdling scream. Every single carton of fresh dairy product within hearing distance has now been rendered undrinkable. The poor worker whose only task this shift was to keep me out of the store and most importantly away from the dairy at all costs is fired on the spot. I do not linger to bear witness to the grief and destruction I have caused. Knowing that I caused it is enough.

These petty, pointless acts of meaningless evil are the reason that I will not see the kingdom of heaven.

shit may be bad but at least we dont have separate metric and imperial measurements for time. like imagine telling your grandparents youre off on holiday in a month and they look puzzled and ask "whats that in old money?" and you gotta get your phone out and google fucking months to jiffies converter and be like "I'm going in 2.5 jiffies" and they're like ooooh okay nice

We have "Goncharov" (1973) in the Twilight Zone.