In The Twilight Zone. Straight Up "narrating It". And By "it", Haha, Well. Let's Justr Say. My Epeesodes

Imagine if you were going about your day until your face just... disappeared. Don't worry! This is a Normal problem that many people face in this society. You just go to lost and found and describe the face you lost. Go on. You remember your face, right? I mean, you wear it every day. You look at it more times than you can count. Alright, fine, if you can't describe your face, how about we go and look for it. I'll show you two of our lost faces, and you say which one looks mostly like your face. That way, I can slowly narrow down to yours.

Alright, I've narrowed it down to the last three. This should be an easy choice, given how diff- I'm sorry, what's that? They all look... the same to you? Nonsense, can't you see how different and unique they are? One of these must be your face, just look harder! Which of these has your eyes? Your nose? Is this hair familiar? Oh come on, hurry up and pick!

In condemning gimmick blogs, this tumblr user found themselves a the receiving end. A twist that could only occur in... The Twilight Zone.

No more gimmick blogs.

re: "please for the love of god tell me you're him"

i am Fucking Dumb.

mod here: You're fine! To me he does have "could be on social media" vibe, similar to Rick Astley.

Baba is correct, this image is a fabrication.

Those would be the 8 billion people you made

The Voices (The Voices)

What would my fursona be? -R.S.

@itsapmseymour

You know what to do.

I hope i never breach containment i like it here

Hello again, Mr. Presly, and welcome back to The Twilight Zone.

Is it morally correct to give the orange man an Elvis special (a bullet)?

Woah mama it's always correct to attack facism

>grandma baking cookies

>smells really good

>wait forever for them to be done imagining how delicious theyll be

>one hour later finally ready

>take bite

>cinnamon sweet with a delightful unexpected crunch

>"these are great grandma what kind of cookies are these"

>Theyre wasp surprise