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the signs as andrew jackson jihad lyrics

aries: i hate everything you do but i'm trying really hard to not hate you because hating you won't make you suck any less

tarus: rejoice despite the fact this world will kill you, rejoice despite this world will tear you to shreds, rejoice because you're trying your best

gemini: the big red bird that lives under the city doesn't give a damn about me and it dies every night

cancer: i am a blank page in a notebook waiting to be filled with countless drawings of cocks

leo: i like telling dirty jokes, and i like smoking crystal meth, but darling i love you

virgo: you don't know your own power, you don't know what you're worth, you don't recognize your valor, and until you do, nothing you do will matter

libra: i would finally meet my maker, i could meet the great creator, and i'd punch him for teaching me how to sing

scorpio: in this life we lead, we could conquer everything, if we could just get the brave to get out of bed in the morning

sagittarius: hope is for presidents and dreams are for people who are sleeping

capricorn: in fucking fact, mrs. robinson, the world won't care whether you live or die

aquarius: i wish i had a bullet big enough to kill the fucking sun, i'm sick of songs about the summer, and i hate everyone

pisces: i'll never fix your car, or find you another dead end job, so let's lay on this carpeted floor and draw with crayons

Can the Aussies deliver the punch that sends Pluto back to deep space? The fight that's been light years in the making is coming to you live from down under

Australia vs Pluto.

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It's me dude!

Holy Shit it is

thank you, hurricane, for closing work tomorrow. now, to go stock up on some wadded beef and corn nog.

cool dude

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