Thank You, Hurricane, For Closing Work Tomorrow. Now, To Go Stock Up On Some Wadded Beef And Corn Nog.

If you ever want to get to know me let me first tell you that one time I was watching It’s Always Sunny and I had to pee so I took my head set off and then started taking off my pants. What was my plan? Did I think I was going to pee right there? I just don’t know smh.

Drought intensity and variability in the contiguous United States.

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President Andrew Jackson depicted as a jackass. 

I think this version of Jackson should be put on the $20 bill.

95% of all white trash families have a little bratty kid named Bubba