Rjs-always-sunny-blog - MY MOM THINKS IM KOOL

the biggest baddest beasts have easily been beat with one lucky shot. 

dragons have fell and kingdoms have been saved 

by people giving everything they’ve got, 

by people who never gave up. 

by people who know just to let the dice roll and see what comes up. 

no we should never ever give up!

95% of all white trash families have a little bratty kid named Bubba

guess who’s in love with Steve Buscemi!(it’s me)

psa: mammas, do NOT let your babies grow up to be cowboys

hey all unfortunately i have seen a LOT of misinformation going around about this and i thought it would be helpful if i could make a post that was JUST the facts

cowboys ain’t easy to love and they’re harder to hold

they’d rather give you a song than diamonds or gold

if you don’t understand him and he don’t die young, he’ll probably just ride away

they’ll never stay home and they’re always alone, even with someone they love

here are some alternatives i have found (feel free to add more in the reblogs)

don’t let ‘em pick guitars or drive them old trucks

let ‘em be doctors and lawyers and such

even if you are not a mamma who is thinking about letting her babies grow up to be cowboys PLEASE spread this around, there isn’t a lot of discussion about this and it might be someone’s only chance to see it!

1970′s/1980′s vintage instructional video from the Oregon Dept. of Transportation on the proper inspection of wooden bridges.

1977 || Carrie Fisher and Mark Hamill on who should Leia end up with

Oh dear, those mooslims are gonna invade the Yukon any day now, eh? Ya you betcha

mooslim