I JUST LOST THE GAME

This is my sense of humor

Okay what wise guy decided to advertise MAGA merch on the fujoshi website?

Running list of theories in Dunwall Tower as to who “the mystery twink” is, as created by The Watch:

Someone from Pandyssia (and it turns out Pandyssians are just Like That)

Sister of the Oracular Order with the gift of prophecy that’s disguised as a man and that’s why “he’s” Like That

Sister of the Oracular Order with the gift of prophecy that transitioned into a man and that’s why he’s Like That

Some guy who got in here somehow and no one knows how to get him to leave

A prostitute that’s somehow secured a government position (seriously what does this guy even do other than annoy people and look pretty)

The actual Royal Spymaster (“Lord Corvo is the Spymaster.” “That’s just what they want you to think.”)

A dog taken human form

A curse placed upon Lord Corvo specifically

A curse placed upon Sokolov specifically (most likely by Piero)

A ghost

An actual noble from Tyvia like Lord Corvo said he was (unlikely)

Another of Lord Corvo’s bastard kids (not to insinuate that Empress Emily The Wise, First of Her Name, is in any way a bastard)

Wyman (has anyone seen them in the same room together, honestly)

Collective hallucination caused by the remnants of the plague

The Empress’ boytoy (this is just Wyman again)

Lord Corvo’s boytoy (“It’s not a theory if they’re actually sleeping together.” “Which just means my theory is correct.”)

Brigmore witch???? Maybe????

Masked Felon???? Maybe????

The Outsider (“Are you fucking stupid?”)

bernie sanders mindless self indulgence bitches edit

i don’t think i’ll EVER get over corvo at the boyle party. this man:

rocks up in yesterday’s clothes unwashed hair probably still with rat fur in his teeth

wearing the mask that’s on every wanted poster in the city

signs the guest book with his real government name (also on every wanted poster in the city)

gets caught robbing the boyles blind by the other guests who just go “lol mood go whiteboy go”

robs THEM blind too

asks out lady boyle, only to stare at her heavy breathing when she makes attempts at conversation

follows her into the basement, whereupon she’s never seen again

kills a man in a duel

then walks away from the party nbd. game of the year

the main DIVA💜

catwoman 🐈‍⬛

Silly comic about the episode where they worked in their formal fits.

They slayed so hard that episode it was DISTRACTING

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - 7x04 Take Me Out to the Holo-Suite