I Don’t Think I’ll EVER Get Over Corvo At The Boyle Party. This Man:

i don’t think i’ll EVER get over corvo at the boyle party. this man:

rocks up in yesterday’s clothes unwashed hair probably still with rat fur in his teeth

wearing the mask that’s on every wanted poster in the city

signs the guest book with his real government name (also on every wanted poster in the city)

gets caught robbing the boyles blind by the other guests who just go “lol mood go whiteboy go”

robs THEM blind too

asks out lady boyle, only to stare at her heavy breathing when she makes attempts at conversation

follows her into the basement, whereupon she’s never seen again

kills a man in a duel

then walks away from the party nbd. game of the year