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I love Janus so much 🥹

“It’s got regenerative properties, so it’ll fizzle in your mouth like rock candy.”

- Paladin on eating Hydra jerky

honest to god am not even neutral about going gray like i’m WAITING for that shit… thrilled at the prospect.. point out a gray hair and watch me get elated

while you were fucking around, athena, artemis and hestia were studying the blade, the bow and the barbecue

me when my tummy hurts

I heard someone call barbie disappointingly heterosexual and I've never disagreed with anything more strongly in my life

custom-made armor. and swords. lots of swords

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations