Honest To God Am Not Even Neutral About Going Gray Like I’m WAITING For That Shit… Thrilled At The

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

and i will eat it up every time

jac schaeffer in 2021: what if I make a banging show about a false reality where the setting and costumes are different every episode and everyone thinks that agatha harkness is manipulating the whole thing but the false reality was actually created completely by accident by someone named maximoff which I will heavily hint throughout the show but it will still be a shock to everyone when it's revealed

jac schaeffer in 2024: what if I do it again

The YouTube content creator community was wracked by macabre tragedy this morning after Amelia Bedelia was instructed to hang streamers for a six year old’s birthday party

okay but fr lakes actually terrify me. idk what is down there or what my foot is touching. any murky body of water is a fucking no go for me. i need to be able to see what I’m stepping on at all times. yes this applies to tall grass and leaves as well

nothing much scarier than a lake. that water has been there for so long. too long some might say. wet

is anybody else still wondering how they’re gonna pull off Percy’s jump from the St. Louis Arch in the tv show or is it just me

love writing. writing is awesome. it’s a shame that it involves writing though

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i realized was in the middle of a bad anxiety phase when earlier today i had to google the phrase "something came up" before sending a text. to make sure it was a real thing people say.

at what age do you accept that you and your digestive system are never gonna be friends again