Reallifegummy - Reallifegummy

Idea from my players:

Replace short rests and long rests with honk-shoos and honk-shoo-mimimis, respectively.

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the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

annabeth saying zeus will never let percy leave olympus alive and percy replying "I'm done running from monsters" like the line between gods and monsters is completely blurred

I'm GAGGED they GAGGED ME

every one of my dnd PCs

accidentally made all my ocs aspec. oops

Lord give me strength I must travel to the other side of my room

adhd is wild. just got up from doing homework to go piss and ended up spending 15 minutes cleaning my toilet and sink. woulda cleaned the mirror too if the stuff for it wasn't in my sleeping roommate's bathroom.

it's 2:12 AM. what am i doing

I want to kiss you with tongue.

I want to kill you with bomb

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit