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thank you jerry's pizza for your service

my favorite trope is when someone believes they’re hard to love and someone who loves them like it’s breathing.

Can you imagine saying something so heinous that ALEX JONES has to attempt to reel you in???

Them: baby, my love, sweetheart, babe, darling, lovely

Me: are you okay?

Them: pet, poppet, kitten, puppy, bunny, flower, petal, puppet

Me: my legs have parted like the red sea

Also me: *calls everybody love, lovie, darling, sweet pea, sweetheart, baby, sunshine, and babe

i thought i was over SamBucky... until i started hyperventilating when they were on screen together again