Them: baby, my love, sweetheart, babe, darling, lovely
Me: are you okay?
Them: pet, poppet, kitten, puppy, bunny, flower, petal, puppet
Me: my legs have parted like the red sea
Also me: *calls everybody love, lovie, darling, sweet pea, sweetheart, baby, sunshine, and babe
i hate when i’m insanely anxious about something to the point where i can’t sleep and then whatever im stressing about passes and im like “oh that actually wasn’t that bad!” and then i learn absolutely nothing from this
“they hated eachother!!! they tried to kill eachother!!” WRONG!!! THEY BOTH KNEW THE OTHER COULDNT DIE THEY JUST DID IT FOR THE THRILL AND RAGE!!!!! THEY SACRIFICED THEMSELVES FOR THE OTHER!!!! THEY PLAYED YOURE THE ONE THAT I WANT DURING THE FIGHT IN THE HONDA CIVIC!!!!!! WOLVERINE LITERALLY MOVED IN WITH DEADPOOL. IM NOT CRAZY.
sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language
Ladies and gentlemen: the love of my life
we are all just so normal about him
vehicular manslaughter moment (via the car they fucked in)
ok well im going to build a good future for myself whether i like it or not
Sick of Tea Comic by Artcraawl