Real-stardust - Local Skeleton In The Closet

being a mean gay is a spectrum

No but why was he looking at that conch like that? Did he really think she was gonna call him on that damn shellphone after he killed her mom?

Nah y’all our boy is unhinged, DELUSIONAL but most of all DOWN HORRENDOUS!

Sirius: Why? Why, Reg?

Regulus, sighs: Why am I sleeping with James?

Sirius: Is it a pity thing? Do you pity my best friend?

Regulus: …

Sirius: Is he sick? Is Prongs dying?

Regulus: …

Sirius: Are you working for the dark side?

Regulus: …

Sirius: Damn it, he's holding you against your will, isn't he?

Regulus: Sirius-

Sirius: If he is holding you against your will, blink twice

Regulus: …

Sirius, blows at Regulus’s eyes: Blink twice, Reggie

Regulus: Really, Sirius?

Sirius: Is this revenge? When I pushed you into the lake when we were kids?

Sirius: You have a thing for glasses?

Regulus: I’m leaving the room, Sirius

Sirius: Is it huge?

Regulus: Sirius! Really?

Sirius: I'm sorry. Let me rephrase that

Sirius: Is it huge?

Always a good annual reminder

MY SHIP IS SAILING 🚢🚢🚢

i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time