He Poorly Makes Chicken Noodle Soup For His Partner Before Cuddling Around Them To Try And Help Break

Them

Hate that bitch.

Fucker threatened my life, called me a little bitch, then got swept by my starter that was five levels lower than his ace.

ily grusha please go get some therapy

Good world design elements that you should almost always use:

Large carnivorous monsters that kill and eat people but also serve as mounts and are sweet babies with the people that handle them.

Floating islands that logically make no sense but are cool to explore

Baseball bats as weaponry in any remotely modern-ish setting

Elemental type triangles/squares

Nonhuman cultures and locations build with their individual bodies and abilities in mind

I’ve decided to take up the pass time of Paldean Tauros breeding.

I made a sandwich that instantly made these Five adore me, and I have already gathered over 20 eggs…

I’ve been doing this for about half an hour total. Boy howdy, am I not excited to hatch the eggs, but I’m ready.

t h i s

yeap

The Bestiary of the Multiverse is a really, really thick book. Updated every two days. It works like a weird magical Wikipedia, really. You are the mod, and sometimes find real gems between all of the mundane animals. Write your favorite page of this bestiary.

Started watching Deathnote because I was bored as fuck, and it’s absolutely the show I’ve seen in my whole life.

Love watching a crowd of autistic fuckers stand in a circle while the body count rises into the thousands, if not millions.

Also, I’ve learned the meaning to of “Kin” by virtue of screaming at L in the same tone I yell at myself when I say or do stupid shit. I ain’t proud, but I sure am experiencing.

Broke Brain: Lynels as a proud warrior race that live by a strong code and are 10,000% in control and competent at all times

Giga Brain: Lynels are chill and really like being around others, but are so bad at social interaction that they have to kill you about it

I hold these thoughts for the Gerudo as well, but less so because Lynels never leave my mind. Anyway, this is as good a time as any to mention that I’m working on BoTW themed stories for absolutely no reason.