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After the War of Silver and Gold - Submitted by SeesawSiya

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Am I gonna silently read erotic fanfiction in the corner of the bagel store while I wait for my sammiches?

Why wouldn’t I?

Luigi: I have anxiety

Mario: I also have anxiety

...

The Mushroom Kingdom: you're the heroes of prophecy!

Bowser: I want those twinks obliterated

Princess Peach: your our only hope!

The environment: *hostile AF*

...

Mario: I'm gonna suppress the fuck out of my anxiety and new found trauma to protect the kingdom and get the girl.

Luigi: I have more anxiety. AND am completely traumatized but hey! *Nervous laughter* at least I didn't fall in love with the enemy! that would have been suuuper awkward am I right?

Bowser: *on a date with Luigi*

Absolutely Greenie, wanna cuddle later?

Luigi: FUCK YEAH I DO!

Them

your idea that Chara is representative of an average RPG player & the alarm clock dialogues revealing they were a stickler for efficiency, have lead me to the conclusion that Chara is a speedrunner

chara the speedrunner x asriel/flowey the completionist. fucked up viddy game babies but for completely opposite reasons

Every YA protagonist for either the first 5 chapters or first 2+ books of their series:

“Your powers are incredible. I’ve never seen anything quite like it.”

“Great. How do I get rid of them?”

compilation

peak "what its like to own a cat" moment

man tits.

Yea

It’s your first time inside the dungeon. Everyone told you to kill monsters on sight. But so far, the monsters have all been really nice. This Goblin just gifted you an apple.