Every YA Protagonist For Either The First 5 Chapters Or First 2+ Books Of Their Series:

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You are the villain’s right hand man and you are the true power behind their criminal empire. The villain would never have achieved their status as a super villain without you, so when the hero finally arrested the villain, nothing actually changed.

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duality

I’ve been playing Cassette Beasts for the last few days, and I really gotta say…

Eugene, buddy… stop being so charming and stupid. You’ve got no thoughts, and so much energy, but you also don’t know what you’re doing… just let your big friend strategize while you continue to use big words incorrectly.

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peak "what its like to own a cat" moment

historians will call them close friends

‘Continue painting downwards, and I will ensure, by my own axe, that the value of your artwork increases tenfold, short one. -snort-‘

Stupid sexy Asterius.

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