You Are The Villain’s Right Hand Man And You Are The True Power Behind Their Criminal Empire. The Villain

He poorly makes chicken noodle soup for his partner before cuddling around them to try and help break any fever that may arise.

Being a furry monster that runs hot anyways, he’s at little to no risk of getting sick, thusly he takes extra care to be clingy and protective.

He also regularly brings in flowers from his garden that he knows you like the smell of to test if your nose is less stuffy.

am very sickly and tired rn so tell me some of y’all’s headcanons for how asgore would take care of his sick partner :(

Does anyone know a solution for wanting to read or play one very specific thing that does, in fact, not, exist?

Totally asking for a friend and not looking for an excuse not to open another Google Docs or Sheets tab.

me: these are my friends!!! them: yeah! you're my friend :) me, every time: huh whuh??? your FRieedn??? Friend with me????? likes me????

in which luigi is a schoolteacher for Junior and learns ah. interesting new things about himself when he meets the dad

Hate that bitch.

Fucker threatened my life, called me a little bitch, then got swept by my starter that was five levels lower than his ace.

ily grusha please go get some therapy

monsterfuckers come get yer milk

theseus from hades is unfuckable!

*jumping rope* among us babies, infected with rabies,

"meowdy~"

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