I’ve Been Playing Cassette Beasts For The Last Few Days, And I Really Gotta Say…

The wolf-man cowers in the corner of the shrine he adopted as his home and began to take care of, having heard many stories from fellow “monsters” of the lunatic hero who mercilessly pursues his perceived enemies on demand from any villager without anything that would hint at any non-human lineage.

A quiet whine enters the air as the Hero raises his dull sword, wielding it like a barbarian would hold a club rather than how a trained warrior would use even the worst of blades…

It doesn’t take long for the whining to stop.

The hero steps out of the shrine and wipes the sweat from his brow, a broad smile on his face as he sheathes his crimson-stained club. A group of villagers come to congratulate the hero, clapping and cheering before parading him back to town.

Some day soon, the true hero will find the monster in their place, and do unto him all the pain he has inflicted upon others.

“Halt, foul beast! You shall threaten this town no longer!” Yelled the hero, drawing their blade, an ancient artefact that glowed and became razor sharp in the presence of evil.. except it wasn’t only not glowing, but dulled as the hero pointed it at the 8’ tall man-wolf huddled in the corner.

Who could have thought

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Asgore my beloved..

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