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Don’t know if this has been done before- but-

What I personally think the redacted boys and listeners favorite monster flavor would be.

The boi’s first^^

David: either the regular or the Java monster, I feel like he wouldn’t drink them avidly but he’d drink them if he needed to get something done if he didn’t have enough energy.

Asher: Green or the Fruit juice one. He likes the combo of sweet and sour so usually he’ll pick depending on the mood lol.

Milo: I don’t think they sell them anymore- but monster had a tea brand for a little bit and they weren’t half bad to me personally, so I think he’d like the green tea monster a lot^^ and he definitely was upset when they stopped selling them, so now he just drinks any of the coffee ones.

Sam: Darlin’ had to get him to try one, and it was the white one so once every blue moon he’ll get the white one and drink it.

Vincent: either the Strawberry lemonade one or gold. I am firm on them, and he had a short phase in drinking monster for a little while.

Porter: Gold. No explanation needed.

Gavin: Rosa, he likes it because 1. It’s fucking pink 2. It’s fizzy, I have a personal headcannon that Gavin and Caelum love any carbonated drink because they like the fizz lol.

Damien: he doesn’t drink them. He drinks redbull.

Huxley: the mango one^^ you can never go wrong with a classic, and he sometimes drinks them before going to the gym.

Lasko: Orange, it taste like starbursts to him and he’ll drink it like his life depends on it.

Listeners^^

Angel: Any of the coffee ones, they are a life line for them. When working they always have one on hand, when they are gaming, they always have one on hand, when they are doing chores- THEY ALWAYS HAVE ONE ON HAND.

Baabe: Any of the rehab flavors, or just the regular one, they don’t really drink them unless they need to key in on something important.

Sweetheart: Gold, because it fits their aesthetic✨✨

Darlin: they will drink any flavor as long as it gets the job done.

Lovely: The purple one. They also would make battery acid 100%.

Treasure: The Aussie Lemonade, I don’t know why.

Freelancer: They mostly drink the Strawberry lemonade one as well, but they personally really love ultra black. And they have ordered a pack of them on several occasions they just never last long for them😭

Co-worker: They don’t drink energy drinks😭

These are personal headcannons lol, let me know what you think!!

Don’t know why but I picture Lasko’s listener owning a blue snake, or a ferret or two rats for some reason. And they keep said animals in their lap while they work.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk—

thinking about sam calling darlin' baby and im being very normal about it. obviously. thinking very normally. and clearly.

I may not be a giraffe reader—but even then, gotta help out tall readers out there.

{(ENGLISH NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE, IGNORE IT OR PLS FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME)}

SO

I just saw a post talking about "readers" "y/n" whatever, being so so small, so cute, so adorable... Then we, taller bitches, being like: 🤡

I like when writers avoid talking about appearance and gender and stuff like that, so can we also include height pls? Cuz it's makes me cringe so bad when the reader are "you looking so small, he could tower you" "you're so small that (insert character) could carry you easily"💀

And I'm like "bitch I'm 5'7 wth??"

And I not even >that< tall, but I still cringe so fcking hard. So I can't even imagine my real tallest babies out there..

So pls, writers, unless the character is REALLY REALLY HUGE, can we just avoid talk about it?

My giraffes readers out there, feel free to reblog this, lets make this a thing pls lmao

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I'm sorry if I'm making this a little bit too personal (cuz I rly am), but I need to say, this have been one of my biggest insecurities for my whole life. In my country, the smallest ones have always been the most likeables, so this didn't help much with my self-love. (Also me not being white with straight hair, but we're not talking about this now).

So yeah, lets rly make this a thing pls

Also Porter ATE. Fight me.

These EA audios are getting more and more tense by the fucking second and I’m LIVING for it.

Oh that!! I though you were talking about his recent audios!

Uh yeah he did that—he got a little bit silly lol

CHARLIE DID WHAT???

Huxley and Damien whimpering>>>

damien whimpering>>

“Milo is Bruno Mars coded!” This! “Milo is literally Bruno Mars!” That!

NO!

HE IS FUCKING MICHEAL JACKSON CODED AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE MY MIND!!😤😤

“ your friends suck”

Shit yk what else I could suck? Or you could I don’t mind😌