Don’t know if this has been done before- but-
The boi’s first^^
David: either the regular or the Java monster, I feel like he wouldn’t drink them avidly but he’d drink them if he needed to get something done if he didn’t have enough energy.
Asher: Green or the Fruit juice one. He likes the combo of sweet and sour so usually he’ll pick depending on the mood lol.
Milo: I don’t think they sell them anymore- but monster had a tea brand for a little bit and they weren’t half bad to me personally, so I think he’d like the green tea monster a lot^^ and he definitely was upset when they stopped selling them, so now he just drinks any of the coffee ones.
Sam: Darlin’ had to get him to try one, and it was the white one so once every blue moon he’ll get the white one and drink it.
Vincent: either the Strawberry lemonade one or gold. I am firm on them, and he had a short phase in drinking monster for a little while.
Porter: Gold. No explanation needed.
Gavin: Rosa, he likes it because 1. It’s fucking pink 2. It’s fizzy, I have a personal headcannon that Gavin and Caelum love any carbonated drink because they like the fizz lol.
Damien: he doesn’t drink them. He drinks redbull.
Huxley: the mango one^^ you can never go wrong with a classic, and he sometimes drinks them before going to the gym.
Lasko: Orange, it taste like starbursts to him and he’ll drink it like his life depends on it.
Listeners^^
Angel: Any of the coffee ones, they are a life line for them. When working they always have one on hand, when they are gaming, they always have one on hand, when they are doing chores- THEY ALWAYS HAVE ONE ON HAND.
Baabe: Any of the rehab flavors, or just the regular one, they don’t really drink them unless they need to key in on something important.
Sweetheart: Gold, because it fits their aesthetic✨✨
Darlin: they will drink any flavor as long as it gets the job done.
Lovely: The purple one. They also would make battery acid 100%.
Treasure: The Aussie Lemonade, I don’t know why.
Freelancer: They mostly drink the Strawberry lemonade one as well, but they personally really love ultra black. And they have ordered a pack of them on several occasions they just never last long for them😭
Co-worker: They don’t drink energy drinks😭
These are personal headcannons lol, let me know what you think!!
So now that Friendsgiving was made public—
LASKOS “we make a really destructive orgy..?”
FUCKING KILLED ME- I CAN JUST SEE COWORKERS FACE AND THEM BEING IN UTTER SHOCK
Currently screaming and kicking at the fucking floor. Throwing up, bleeding out, crying, pissing myself—ITS FINALLY HERE AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE FUCKING HYPEDDDDD AND SCAREDDDDDDD AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Nsfw kinda
You know what’s crazy?? The fact that GAVIN the character who is a literal sex daemon and who also has the most audios where he heavily Implies he and freelancer hooked up either the night before or earlier in the day- only has a total of 4 bonus audios😭😭
LITERALLY CRYING RN YALL.
Daily reminder
It is canon that Sam has a happy trail.
Broo i hate having curly hair on wash days—I JUST BROKE MY FUCKING HAIR BRUSH-
Also I just wanna point this out Hush on SOME levels—
Reminds me of John Doe, please forgive me.
GO FUCK YOURSELF
Sixxx I burnt the water.
@ramenwaitr3ss
HBS ‘23 IS NOW OFFICIAL!!! LETS GOOOO!!!
Lv.24✨ I use they/them pronouns I am a redacted audio GBA and occasional Yuurivoice page💟
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