“ Your Friends Suck”

Guys I miss Geordi 😭😭

I am in LOVE with VP and Wajid.

Currently screaming and kicking at the fucking floor. Throwing up, bleeding out, crying, pissing myself—ITS FINALLY HERE AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE FUCKING HYPEDDDDD AND SCAREDDDDDDD AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

ERIIIK ‼️‼️‼️ DROP ANOTHER LORE-HEAVY AUDIO , AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

"Oh, I could never stay with David!"

"I would definitely break up with David!"

"I don't know how Angel dealt with him!"

"I would not be able to stay with him that long"

Oh! Okay! So you're a dumbass?

Not only is he very financially well off!

But he can also cook!

AND he's got a good dick! (It's big and he knows how to use it and I feel like we don't talk about it enough)

Cuz idk about you but the thought of having amazing sex, getting a home cooked meal for aftercare AND him ordering fancy expensive dessert for me afterwards would make me push through the shitty attitude

But that's just me tho

In honor of fool! Milo’s audio being made public, I’d like to give a very useless headcannon, that prime! Sweetheart has a really shitty chain smoking addiction, whereas fool! Sweetheart chain smokes out of stress. Thank you have a good night/day everyone.

Spoilers kinda

HUXLEY SAYING- “I’m too much…” HIT WAY TO CLOSE TO FUCKING HOME-

STOP😭😭😭

Right so I finally checked out redacted TikTok(which i stayed away from for the longest time since I’ve joined tumblr and the fandom in general because of heard horror stories) and I don’t think I’ve ever been more annoyed in my life—I see why it gets a bad reputation.

HE IS THE DUKE!! I LOVE IT SMMM AHHHH!!

GUY AND HONEY BOTH CANONICALLY HAVE FAT ASSES