I just remembered an intrusive thought of mine.
Sam is a DILF.
He has progeny and he's hot.
Period.
There is simply just no more rage room. That’s how bad the mess is.
Tank, Damien and David walk into a rage room. How bad is the mess?
Sorry bud hate to break it to ya but—
next audio is milo i can feel it in my bones
SUCK MY DICK YOU MENTALLY UNWELL CAT!
Sixxx I burnt the water.
@ramenwaitr3ss
Erik needs to apologize right now. I’m crying. 😭
Don’t know if this has been done before- but-
The boi’s first^^
David: either the regular or the Java monster, I feel like he wouldn’t drink them avidly but he’d drink them if he needed to get something done if he didn’t have enough energy.
Asher: Green or the Fruit juice one. He likes the combo of sweet and sour so usually he’ll pick depending on the mood lol.
Milo: I don’t think they sell them anymore- but monster had a tea brand for a little bit and they weren’t half bad to me personally, so I think he’d like the green tea monster a lot^^ and he definitely was upset when they stopped selling them, so now he just drinks any of the coffee ones.
Sam: Darlin’ had to get him to try one, and it was the white one so once every blue moon he’ll get the white one and drink it.
Vincent: either the Strawberry lemonade one or gold. I am firm on them, and he had a short phase in drinking monster for a little while.
Porter: Gold. No explanation needed.
Gavin: Rosa, he likes it because 1. It’s fucking pink 2. It’s fizzy, I have a personal headcannon that Gavin and Caelum love any carbonated drink because they like the fizz lol.
Damien: he doesn’t drink them. He drinks redbull.
Huxley: the mango one^^ you can never go wrong with a classic, and he sometimes drinks them before going to the gym.
Lasko: Orange, it taste like starbursts to him and he’ll drink it like his life depends on it.
Listeners^^
Angel: Any of the coffee ones, they are a life line for them. When working they always have one on hand, when they are gaming, they always have one on hand, when they are doing chores- THEY ALWAYS HAVE ONE ON HAND.
Baabe: Any of the rehab flavors, or just the regular one, they don’t really drink them unless they need to key in on something important.
Sweetheart: Gold, because it fits their aesthetic✨✨
Darlin: they will drink any flavor as long as it gets the job done.
Lovely: The purple one. They also would make battery acid 100%.
Treasure: The Aussie Lemonade, I don’t know why.
Freelancer: They mostly drink the Strawberry lemonade one as well, but they personally really love ultra black. And they have ordered a pack of them on several occasions they just never last long for them😭
Co-worker: They don’t drink energy drinks😭
These are personal headcannons lol, let me know what you think!!
Alright, I'll bite. (Sparked by this post) I'm gonna preface this with some context:
First off: I'm Black in case you're unaware
Huxley is my favorite speaker. Full stop. You ask me to choose, it’ll always be him.
Likewise, you ask for my favorite listeners, I will say Starlight and Darlin'. (I'll save my Starlight rant for another day)
My designs for both Huxley and Darlin are Black.
With this in mind, I want to be clear from the jump: I don’t have an inherent problem with these headcanons. If I did, I wouldn’t have chosen then myself. That said, I have noticed that Hux and Darlin are, more often than not, the characters that get headcanoned as POC (specifically Black) in design rosters. In some cases, they are the only POC designs present. Why is that?
Furthermore, the more often I notice this pattern so to speak, the more I sit and think about why those headcanons are so popular. I find my answer when I think about the characters I see headcanoned as white most often. Tell me why it’s "practically canon" for Lasko to be pale with light/white hair. Tell me why white Sam "just makes sense". Why? Because Lasko's a nerdy ball of nerves that stumbles over his words? Because Sam’s a sweet Southern man at heart? Those are not inherently white attributes.
Except they're treated as such. They go virtually unchallenged because they're so widely accepted by fandom. People see these personalities and character details and come up with their vision. So, let's apply that to Huxley and Darlin, shall we?
Huxley: Athlete. Canonically implied to be big, as indicated by statements made by him and other members of the DAMN crew. Classified as a himbo with parallels in Imperium highlighting how some will view him as stupid. Overall chill vibe.
Darlin: Reckless with their safety. Known to lash out/lose control of their emotions when they’re not actively hiding them. Gets injured often because they’re too stubborn to run from trouble. An overall intense demeanor that makes them difficult to approach (at least at first).
Explain to me why this screams Black to so many people. Is it because Huxley's a dumb jock who you imagine gets stoned all the time? Oh, is it perhaps because Darlin is just so aggressive compared to your Golden Retriever-coded Asher, needing to be calmed down by everyone around them? And here's the thing: I can already imagine people saying, "That's not why I made them Black". Then explain why it "just makes sense" for them to Black. Why them out of a sea of characters? Make it make sense.
Now let me make this clear as well: I'm not expecting every headcanon to have elaborate thought behind it. For one, I get that some people take a more casual approach with designs and such. Not every choice has to have a reason or justification behind it. But when literally 95% of the Huxley designs I see are Black and half of y'all don't even know what a fucking durag is? Saying it leaves a bad taste in my mouth is putting it lightly.
You know what I wish I saw more of? Black Huxleys and Darlins with attached nuance.
Give me a Black Darlin who struggles to articulate how they feel with the people in their lives because they haven't been readily given the language to do so. You want to pair a Black Darlin with a White Sam? Why not talk about how POC have an insanely difficult time getting support from the medical system so not only does it explain why Darlin is so resistant to go to healers, but also gives an extra weight to the fact that Sam was their absolute last resort when injured? Give me a Black Darlin who has been taught their entire life that no one will have their back, that they need to learn how to depend on themself alone, and that's the reason why they struggle to feel like the pack would've cared when the Quinn shit went on.
You wanna talk Black Huxleys? Let's touch on how he's learned to control his emotions/anger because he knows how people will take it if it comes from someone who looks like him. Talk about how his moms teaching him not to use violence speaks to a deeper desire for him not to be viewed as a threat because they fear for his life otherwise. In one of his BAs, he mentions how a lot of people used to sleep with him/flirt with him solely because of his body and he could tell. Do you know how often black men are sexualized and fetishized? Why not talk about it through him? I see people explore that concept through Gavin constantly, where's the energy for Huxley? You wanna make him Black so bad, why not actually put some thought behind it? Because right now, it seems like he gets the "luxury" of being the token Black guy in the DAMN friend group at best.
I know a lot of people are probably going to dismiss this post. I am already anticipating that as I write this. But I'm so tired of pretending like this shit doesn't get to me. Because it does. I've got no intentions of leaving this fandom because I have met so many amazing people and adore Erik's content immensely. But what I am going to do is talk about the widespread normalization of attributing certain personality traits to certain racial groups. Because the non-white people in this fandom deserve better than that.
Just a genuine question rn. Why are people raving about Alexis again…?? Like I thought we already did this??
What has she done this time?? Cuz from what I’ve seen from the channel she hasn’t even been mentioned at all recently. Like we all know she’s not a good person for what she did—obviously. But FR can we like not keep going on and on about why she’s a bad character—hell not even character I actually find her character fun to think about—but person she has been.
Like can we not??? I’m just trying to enjoy the redacted fandom, and tag, without getting bothered by others literally slandering a character who hasn’t even had ONE singular CANNON audio with her fully voiced and everything. We’ve only interacted and heard her once. And it was in the Imp! Au.
Come on guys do fucking better please.
Sam’s new BA for real got me howling at the moon.
Daily reminder
It is canon that Sam has a happy trail.
*sighs*
*Re-listens to the DAMN series for the 850th time.*
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