SUCK MY DICK YOU MENTALLY UNWELL CAT!

Also.

Erik's going on Vacation! No New Video's until the 1st or 2nd of December..

Head cannon Nobody asked for but— whenever vampires get angry or enraged to the full extent, I’ve always imagined the sclera part of their eyes turn red, on some Castlevania type shit.

I am now a firm believer both are raging Lady Gaga fans.

I can feel it in my bones. Either Lovely or freelancer know the whole dance choreograph of Lady Gaga’s Bad romance. And they both bust down to that shit.

Also, I love seeing how supportive almost everyone was.

Spoiler warning kinda(?)

Sam being there for darlin’, lovely supporting Vincent, and him giving them their OWN CROWN. Baabe giving Asher encouragement to make the right call, David also telling Asher he trust him!!!

All of it is so amazing!!! I love seeing how all these characters care for each other. In a way it shows their development and I love it so much!! Erik always does an amazing job. I loved the summit audio so much.

And I think it’s now one of my favorite audios when it comes to drama lol.

Also small theory! Porter started a fight with Vincent as a distraction from other Vampires. Maybe for them not to focus on the noise of the king getting killed, or to cause a scene, to give sweetheart time?? Either way—I think he had a reasoning for him causing a scene other than the fact he just hates Vincent.

I cannot wait for more audios of the Summit, I’m gonna go fucking CRAZYYYY!!!

STOP NO—CUZ WHY CAN I NOW SEE BILLY THROWING IT BACK-

HSHAHAHSSHAHAKJAHEEINA WHD

Norman bates, Thomas Hewitt, brahms heelshire, billy lenz (anyone else) reaction to reader blasting rap/pop music

“I SAID CERTIFIED FREAK SEVEN DAY A WEEK WET ASS PUSSY MAKE THAT PULL OUT GAME WEAK-“

“🤭😊😁😆😀😥😰😨”

To say Norman was alarmed is a understatement. His sweet little lover has been playing some...interesting??? music lately. Of course he'd never say anything, as long as you are happy he's happy. But mother has some complaints (doesn't she always?) so it might cause some contention between the two of you. But eventually she'll come around. The song is too on point for her not to

Oh, Thomas. Our sweet backwoods bby. If it ain't gotta a banjo in it, is it really music? But when he hears you blasting this song, tears in your eyes, he's sold. This is it. This is your song now. Your first dance at your 'wedding'. Be prepared to have this song played everyday day. And don't pay no attention to Hoyt, he isn't crying. Just cutting onions.

I'm sorry, is this too on the nose? Just because Brahms is a brit, doesn't mean that he automatically loves Adele. I mean, he does love Adele's music. Especially this one. His over-dramatic ass, catch him in the kitchen at 3am, clutching a bottle of wine and sobbing. Honestly, you just played it once for the meme. And now here we are 🤷🏼‍♀️

Billy Lenz is that human version of that feral dog that won't stop humping your leg. So you? Playing this song? Innocently singing along? Oh, boy. You're in for a long night. Also, not Billy stealing your phone to look up the music video... AND SOMEHOW MEMORIZEING THE ENTIRE CHOREOGRAPHY. Like damn asshole can't remember to wash his crack, but remembers the dance from WAP.

Happy pride month everybody!!!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈❤️❤️

:)

I may not be a giraffe reader—but even then, gotta help out tall readers out there.

{(ENGLISH NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE, IGNORE IT OR PLS FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME)}

SO

I just saw a post talking about "readers" "y/n" whatever, being so so small, so cute, so adorable... Then we, taller bitches, being like: 🤡

I like when writers avoid talking about appearance and gender and stuff like that, so can we also include height pls? Cuz it's makes me cringe so bad when the reader are "you looking so small, he could tower you" "you're so small that (insert character) could carry you easily"💀

And I'm like "bitch I'm 5'7 wth??"

And I not even >that< tall, but I still cringe so fcking hard. So I can't even imagine my real tallest babies out there..

So pls, writers, unless the character is REALLY REALLY HUGE, can we just avoid talk about it?

My giraffes readers out there, feel free to reblog this, lets make this a thing pls lmao

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I'm sorry if I'm making this a little bit too personal (cuz I rly am), but I need to say, this have been one of my biggest insecurities for my whole life. In my country, the smallest ones have always been the most likeables, so this didn't help much with my self-love. (Also me not being white with straight hair, but we're not talking about this now).

So yeah, lets rly make this a thing pls

“this song reminds me of you” take off your clothes rn.

A pair up with that I forgot to mention is that their fangs grow slightly longer too^^

Head cannon Nobody asked for but— whenever vampires get angry or enraged to the full extent, I’ve always imagined the sclera part of their eyes turn red, on some Castlevania type shit.