“What Kind Of Magic Is This…?”

I just remembered an intrusive thought of mine.

Sam is a DILF.

He has progeny and he's hot.

Period.

In honor of fool! Milo’s audio being made public, I’d like to give a very useless headcannon, that prime! Sweetheart has a really shitty chain smoking addiction, whereas fool! Sweetheart chain smokes out of stress. Thank you have a good night/day everyone.

My personal headcannons for Characters and listeners from some of the fandoms I’m in!

(Because I’m bored)

Redacted Headcannons^^^

David has a photo of him and Angel in his wallet, whereas Angel has a photo of them and David as their wallpaper.

When Damian gets flustered he also lets off steam slightly.^^

Milo will make SH coffee in the morning in the way they like, with a small note telling them to have a good day at work.

My freelancer has a stomach tattoo that’s under their navel of a heart. And Gavin loves to kiss it^^

Sam and Vincent catch up over tea and wine on occasion, and they mostly talk about their partners lol.

Sweetheart takes naps in the most uncomfortable places, but makes it work somehow.

Baabe and Asher do skincare together every night.

Good Boy Audio headcannons!!

Personal headcannon that the Guardian and Mirin have a noticeable height difference with Mirrin being a foot shorter than them.

Adding onto that I see the Guardian being around 7’ 0-7’ 1 and Mirrin being like 6’ 8-6’ 7

Faithful will sing Karrano to sleep sometimes and Devlin will listen in with a small smile

Albus and Hipswitch are drinking buddies(I don’t know if Hipswitch can even drink, but if he can’t he just is there for the vibes lol).

The Guardian kept a Souvenir they got with Zed when they left, and keeps it in good shape.

Makkaro and his wife, have slow dances on special nights.

I’ve always imagined for me, that Pandora likes to sleep a lot and they’ve fallen asleep on Hades’ shoulder countless times, and now with her having Cerberus she’ll fall asleep with them on occasion.

Escaped Audios!

Jean and intern literally could not keep their hands off each other after everything that happened. Badabing and Badaboom kept saying “Ewwww” each time the two would cuddle, kiss, or anything cutesy.

Benji has a tattoo of his and his wife’s anniversary^^

Crow liked having his hair played with.

Raven constantly plays with her hair as a nervous stim or subconsciously when she’s sitting down watching Tv, or reading, working etc.

Alphonso was one of those really cringy emo kids, and is definitely embarrassed about it lol.

Personal headcanon for my Intern is that they were a singer and dancer, before the events of New Jersey rats.

I forget her name since I’m still new to the series- But the listener for Der Wolfsjäger, is terrified of dogs, and is learning how to deal with them thanks to the series lol.

Then I’m burning down all of Dahlia. /j

guys what if caelum disappeared because the freelancer is happy now

This song is literally Darlin’ and Quinn, and you cannot change my mind.

Wait what did the bbg do?! Did I miss something 😭😭

CHARLIE DID WHAT???

Look who I saw at my gym today ya‘ll

More character/ listener headcannons!!!(Zsakuva, Yuurivoice, and Desmond ASMR edition^^)

ZsakuVA^^

My Darling and my Barista (Elias’ listener) personally knew and dated back in high school^^

Pickle ad Issac do the thing where they slowly hold hands while sitting or working together.

Perfect(Kaysons listener) has a photo of them and Kayson as a photo in their room.

Elias used to skate.

Love knows how to use more then just a knife as a weapon😭

Yuurivoice^^

Sugarboo constantly likes touching or holding one of the boys as a comfort thing.

Casper is 1 year older then Charlie.

Rookie leaves notes for Auron with a granola bar or water, or sometimes coffee.

Sunflower has a pet spider. And I will die on that hill.

Angel likes to crawl on Lucien’s shoulders, and play with his horns randomly.

Desmond ASMR

Baroness wears jewels constantly, and anytime when she looses them Castin will IMMEDIATELY without fail just buy her new ones rather then try and find it.

Rhett and the queen dance with each other in their courtyard on special occasions.

Cupcake had a pet rat, that died due to getting into chemical(she cried for days).

It’s already stated that VP tends to copy women who are wealthy so I imagine that she sometimes has outfits that parallel or are based on the Baroness’ outfits.

Tigeress can drink like a mf(since she’s a pirate duh) and has won each and every drinking game she has participated in.

Daily reminder that if you ship Vealum❤️❤️

Not only has Erik said not too. But Vega literally states he dislikes empathy daemons, and he has literally tried to KILL caelum.

Babes you’re getting a lil bit to delulu again, stop it.

Have a lovely day❤️❤️

Sooo--Turns out i was wrong, and Blake's is just a normal Dreamwalker, but ay-still would've been very interesting if that was the case

THE BALANCE SPOILERS(?)

Right so we all know that Blake is a seer now.

in the “Hunted Down By An Obsessive Water Elemental” audio, Vindemiator(Gavin) says “I don’t respond to washed up Dreamwalkers.” Blake then try’s to say “I’m not-“ but gets cut off and Vindemiator then proceeds to call him “Sandman”

So does this mean Erik already planned to reveal Blake as a seer?! Or am I looking too far into this—But come on—!! Like in the “Seers Obscura” series it’s an hour glass for the icon—and hour glasses hold sand…and the Blakes icon is a dagger, and Elliot’s icon is a maze. So where did sand come from…?? Unless I missed something—but still—! That would be pretty fucking cool if that is the case, so it makes me wonder, how Blakes is in the Imp! Universe. Does he have a ‘Dreamer/Bestie’ or does he not? I’M SO FUCKING CURIOUS NOW—Like I only had this theory since I was re-listening to the first imperium series and I noticed that little detail—and now I’m just questioning if that really is the case or not.