In Honor Of Fool! Milo’s Audio Being Made Public, I’d Like To Give A Very Useless Headcannon, That

Nsfw kinda

You know what’s crazy?? The fact that GAVIN the character who is a literal sex daemon and who also has the most audios where he heavily Implies he and freelancer hooked up either the night before or earlier in the day- only has a total of 4 bonus audios😭😭

Ofc—

Sixxx I burnt the water.

@ramenwaitr3ss

"Oh, I could never stay with David!"

"I would definitely break up with David!"

"I don't know how Angel dealt with him!"

"I would not be able to stay with him that long"

Oh! Okay! So you're a dumbass?

Not only is he very financially well off!

But he can also cook!

AND he's got a good dick! (It's big and he knows how to use it and I feel like we don't talk about it enough)

Cuz idk about you but the thought of having amazing sex, getting a home cooked meal for aftercare AND him ordering fancy expensive dessert for me afterwards would make me push through the shitty attitude

But that's just me tho

Anybody else with EA screaming rn? I am. But that could just be me.

Another random head cannon no one asked for.

So we all know darlin is at least somewhat athletic right? What if when Sam and darlin moved in together Sam gave darlin a room where they could just work out?? I feel like that would be hella cute.

New hyper-fixation unlocked…New Jersey rats and New Orleans rats.

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Been happening to me too i literally had to unfollow one of my favorite tags since all it was filled with were porn bots 😭😭

am i going insane or are porn bots becoming way more obnoxious with posting in fandom tags lately

Sam video spoilers (kinda)

YA’LL DONT GET IT

WHEN SAM SAID

“Brown. My eyes were brown.”

I INSTANTLY STARTED BALLING MY EYES OUT 😭😭😭 ERIK JUST HAD TO TWIST THE FUCKING KNIFE IN MORE-

I just finished Castlevania Nocture and it was a FUCKING MASTERPIECE AHHHHHHH!!