“He Doesn’t Apologize, He Bakes Muffins. Chocolate Chip For When He Really Fucked Up. Lemon Poppy

Kit: I am the smartest, most skilled member of this group

Ty: Is your hand stuck in that candy machine?

Kit: I paid for my skittles... I'm getting my skittles.

Mason: You have such a great taste in clothes.

Theo: Well I didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

Theo: Y/N got me a ‘get better’ card

Scott: that’s nice

Scott: wait-

Scott: what happened to you?

Theo: oh, nothing. she/ he just thought I could get better

Sheriff Stilinski: *hand cuffing Isaac*

Isaac: My safe word is pineapple juice.

Scott: It really is Sheriff.

Sheriff: I don't want to know any of that!

Isaac: What we get really competitive when we play Uno.

Sheriff: You have a safe word for Uno?!

Scott: Yeah, why else would we have one?

Sheriff: You two are idiots.

Stiles introducing most of the pack: This is Lydia she’s a banshee. Derek, Isaac, Scott and Liam are wolves. Malia is a coyote. Allison and I are human but Allison was kind of a hunter. And this is Theo I haven’t got an idea what he is, he just showed up on our doorstep so we kept him

I don’t even know what to think😂😂

Just making an observation

scott: so let me get this straight

stiles: more like let me run this bi you

lydia: lets see how this pans out

theo: lets ace-ess the situation

liam: ….i’m gay

lydia: so what’s the best way to a man’s heart?

allison: between the fourth and fifth rib. that’s where i usually go. i’ll put a twist at the end if i want to make sure.

lydia: why did i even bother

Theo[about Liam]: I am asking for your permission to marry your beta

Scott: What is this? The dark ages? Of course you ca-

Stiles: No.