Dean: Wow this parking job is about as straight as I am
Sam: I don’t know whether to address the fact that you just came out to me or that you just insulted my fucking parking
Derek: *sneezes*
Stiles, hiding in the vents: Bless you
Derek, looking around: …God?
Julian: This plan will require using Kit’s greatest strength.
Kit: What, my hair? My eyes?
Julian: Your obnoxious personality.
Stiles introducing most of the pack: This is Lydia she’s a banshee. Derek, Isaac, Scott and Liam are wolves. Malia is a coyote. Allison and I are human but Allison was kind of a hunter. And this is Theo I haven’t got an idea what he is, he just showed up on our doorstep so we kept him
Theo: Hey, wanna help me commit a felony?
Liam: *glancing furtively around* What the hell?
Theo: *sees Scott nearby* Oh, sorry, my bad.
Theo, whispering: Wanna help me commit a felony?
Liam, whispering: Of course. What do you need?
My loves Will and Jem
The infernal devices, by @cassandraclare
This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
@msmischief101
No one dying and the Hale pack sticking around and then Theo shows up.
When asked, Jackson says he too doesnt trust Theo to which he is accused of only believing Stiles about Theo because;
“Is it because he’s prettier than you?”
Jackson is understandably outraged by the accusation..
Derek: Why is Scott strung up the flagpole naked?
Boyd: He said that Theo was prettier than Jackson.
Isaac: That was his first mistake.
Derek: What was the second?
Isaac: He said the same thing to Erica.
Stiles let it slide because he wasn’t gettting anywhere near that and he’s still a little miffed (and silently agrees much to his own consternation. He hates Theo but he wants to bang him. He’s...a very confused and angry little man)
Daniel Sharman as Isaac Lahey in Teen Wolf (2011 - 2017)