Lydia: So What’s The Best Way To A Man’s Heart?

Dean: Wow this parking job is about as straight as I am

Sam: I don’t know whether to address the fact that you just came out to me or that you just insulted my fucking parking

theo:

“Drugs? No thanks, the only high I need is the natural rush you get from committing a murder.”

— Theo Raeken

Wow! Never been attacked like that.

Stiles: People who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don’t give a fuck about anybody.

Theo: If you decide you have a problem after midnight, that’s your own personal business.

Stiles: You also don’t give a fuck about anybody.

Theo: True. Except Liam, but he sleeps next to me, so he doesn’t need to call.

Scott:

Scott: How do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons?

Daniel Sharman ph. Emily Knecht (2020)

every friend group has...

a himbo: scott mccall

a mean bisexual: stiles stilinski

even meaner lesbian: lydia martin

she/theys: malia tate

he/theys: isaac lahey

a token straight that’s on thin ice: allison argent

an astrology bitch that has everyone’s birth charts memorized: kira yukimura

a short king: liam dunbar

supernatural ended without anyone telling cas they love him, so for every reblog/like, you’ll be telling cas you love him.

let’s show them how many people love cas.

“He doesn’t apologize, he bakes muffins. Chocolate Chip for when he really fucked up. Lemon Poppy for when he’s not sorry at all”

-Theo Raeken

Derek: My bloodline ends with me.

Peter: That’s the fanciest way I’ve ever heard someone say “I’m gay.”