Dean: Wow This Parking Job Is About As Straight As I Am

Melissa, to Lori: What is the on thing I told you not to do?

Lori: Read fanfiction late at night.

Melissa: And what did you do?

Lori: Read fanfiction late at night.

Might start to post some of my wattpad imagines on here. Should I do that? Would any of you like to read it? Some one help me plz!!!

By the way most of my work is teen Wolf or Kai Parker right now.

teen wolf characters as things my friends said

scott mccall: stiles and isaac once watched me eat straight butter during a kitchen snack conversation.

stiles stilinski: I know sleazy is one of the seven dwarfs.

lydia martin: he won’t watch barbie and the nutcracker with me, so i’m suing for emotional distress.

malia tate: I could never be pregnant because if I'm going through all that effort to grow a skeleton, I'm keeping it.

allison argent: trust me. i hate that i like men too. i’d so much rather set them on fire and toss them to the wolves, but alas.

derek hale: how dare you use the informal greeting of “yo” with me.

kira yukimura: this is bambling my boozle.

isaac lahey: okay i feel like i would definitely accidentally become a part of a cult.

erica reyes: trigger warning: there are men.

vernon boyd: you want me to participate??? but that interrupts my brooding time.

peter hale: if you have a record player, you’re nostalgic for a time you weren’t alive for.

melissa mccall: she keeps asking me medical questions that are oddly close to murder. i guess the main issue is that she can just google it? why do i have to do the work for her?

chris argent: i’m the closest you can get to being a cowboy without being one of those gross people from texas.

sheriff stilinski: I only own two tiger shirts, but that number will most certainly grow.

Harry: I’m going out

Sirius: where?

Harry: Either to get ice cream with Ron and Hermione or commit a felony. We'll decide in the car.

Sirius: ok, be home by 9

Harry: thanks :)

Remus:

Remus: why do you encourage this

Wow! Never been attacked like that.

Theo: Hey, wanna help me commit a felony?

Liam: *glancing furtively around* What the hell?

Theo: *sees Scott nearby* Oh, sorry, my bad.

Theo, whispering: Wanna help me commit a felony?

Liam, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

I love them

monroe: you're too late, you'll never stop me now!

liam: that's where you're wrong, bitch! we will stop you with the powers of:

mason: friendship!

corey: harmony!

theo: incredible violence

liam: and love!

Supernatural really missed out on having an ongoing mini plot where Dean finds out Claire has been going by the Winchester name, because she realized it has pull with hunters and monsters. And at first he's flattered and gives her a call saying it'll probably get you in trouble so stop. But over time it keeps croping up that monsters and hunters keep mentioning, oh I didn't realize you had a kid? And of course it inevitably blows up in Claire's face which leads Dean calling her saying that she needs to get her ass to the bunker now. She's grounded. And right next to Dean is Cas and his phone starts ringing. Cas sighs and hands it to Dean because it's Claire. It's the best day of Dean's life. He answers and is like, hey kid. There's no praying your way out of this one. Cas also says you're grounded. Wanna go three for three? I can call Jody right now.

When someone suddenly enters the room while I’m reading fics I have two ways of reacting:

One is being able to hold the eye of whoever decided to approach me while reading shamesly smutty fics and not even batting a fucking eye while doing so.

Two is my heart beating as if I’ve just being caught hidding a dead body and getting too nervous that I quickly unplug my laptop before the person even barely finishes stepping into the room.