My Loves Will And Jem

Sheriff Stilinski: *hand cuffing Isaac*

Isaac: My safe word is pineapple juice.

Scott: It really is Sheriff.

Sheriff: I don't want to know any of that!

Isaac: What we get really competitive when we play Uno.

Sheriff: You have a safe word for Uno?!

Scott: Yeah, why else would we have one?

Sheriff: You two are idiots.

Liam: Theo, can you ask Mason to pass the salt?

Mason: Are you still mad at me for beating you at Monopoly?

Theo: He said pass the salt.

Just imagine Theo sulking while wearing a cardboard Burger King crown.

You’re welcome~

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Puppy Pack game night

Liam: I HATE YOU

Alec: OH? WELL NEXT TIME DON'T STEAL MY MONOPOLY

Mason: Hayden, give Theo your two hundred dollars. You landed on his property.

Hayden: no! He's in jail! I'm not gonna give money to a criminal.

Lori: That's nOt HoW yOu pLAY!

Corey: Mason? Why is Lori screaming?

Mason: stfu Corey. You ain't gonna talk after stealing my last railroad!

Brett: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN

Theo: ME TOO. YOU THINK I WANTED THIS?!

Nolan: *screaming*

Theo: We need nicknames for each other.

Liam: Okay!

Theo: Great, how does "Boyfriend" sound?

Dean: After the heist is over, we split up and never communicate again.

Crowley: [about to unveil his “crime buddies forever” friendship quilt] never?

Scott: I got called pansexual in Walmart guys.

Lydia: What happened?

Scott: I got called pansexual in Walmart.

Stiles: Yeah but why?

Scott: I was being pansexual.

Allison: In Walmart?

Scott: Yeah it was in Walmart.

Liam: You are one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos

Nolan: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard

Stiles : But what if I die tomorrow & never eat any nachos??

Theo : Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day!!